Marisa Porges, WHAT GIRLS NEED

Zibby Owens: Dr. Marisa Porges is known for her work on gender and education, leadership, and national security and is the author of What Girls Need: How to Raise Bold, Courageous, and Resilient Women. She is currently the eighth head of school of The Baldwin School, a 130-year-old all-girls school outside of Philadelphia that's renowned for academic excellence and preparing girls to be leaders and changemakers. By the way, Dr. Porges actually went there. Prior to joining Baldwin, Dr. Porges was a leading counterterrorism and national security expert. Most recently, she served in the Obama White House as a senior policy advisor and White House Fellow at the National Economic Council. She also has served as a research fellow at the Harvard Kennedy School and at the Council on Foreign Relations. She also worked as a counterterrorism policy advisor in the US Department of Treasury and as a foreign affairs advisor in the US Department of Defense. In all these roles, she stood out as one of a few, if not the only, women present, at any given time. Dr. Porges started her career on active duty in the US Navy flying jets off carriers as a naval flight officer. She earned a BA in geophysics from Harvard, an MSc from the London School of Economics, and a PhD in war studies from King’s College London. She's won a million awards. She currently lives in Philadelphia with her family.

 

Welcome, Dr. Porges. Thank you so much for coming on "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books."

 

Dr. Marisa Porges: Thank you for having me, Zibby. Great to be here.

 

Zibby: What Girls Need, this is the ultimate question. [laughs]

 

Marisa: I think it's on all our minds, right? All the time.

 

Zibby: All the time. What do I even need? I don't know.

 

Marisa: That's where it starts. It starts from thinking what I wish I had, what I wish my friends and I, when we think about the real world. We want to give it to the next generation, our girls, our daughters, our kids.

 

Zibby: Totally. Your career has been so interesting. I can't believe you were a naval pilot. You were, I don't even how to say it, naval air force pilot. You were in the White House. Now you're running a school. You're just the most badass person I feel like I've ever interviewed. [laughs] It's so cool.

 

Marisa: Thank you. I'll take badass. I hope we all realize how badass we are because we all have our badass moments. I did have a choose-my-own adventure of a career, so there's that too.

 

Zibby: It was so great in the book how you just sprinkled it all the way through. Now you're in the cockpit. You were banging on the fuel gauge. You relate this somehow to the board games that I should be buying for my daughter in my completely boring standard life. [laughs] Thank you for distilling your experience down to help other people there.

 

Marisa: Oh, my god, I think we all have these fun stories. We need to think about it in new ways. It was fun in the book to be able to share of some them with readers.

 

Zibby: Before I go into some of the tips and advice and everything, what do you think it was about your upbringing that got you to this place? What did your parents do right? What led you to accomplish all of this stuff, do you think? Do you think it started with your upbringing, or not?

 

Marisa: One hundred percent. I think this is part of the lesson that I realized recently, to be honest. I think it came to finally the aha moment when I was here running a school. I run an all-girls school now. It's actually the school that I grew up at. I went here. Part of it was coming back and then seeing through a new lens as to what young girls can be given and what we need to do from an early age to really help them realize their badass self. I do think it happens young. I think it was that moment where my dad helped me brush my knees off or whatever it was when I fell on the playing field and said, no, go back out. Do it again. Compete. Be healthy. Enjoy competing. The idea that I wanted to fly for the navy when I was a kid, I think it belies our age, it was Top Gun. For those who grew up watching Top Gun, that moment, I wanted to be Maverick. That was my thing. It was an era when the rules still hadn’t been changed and women couldn't even fly in combat. That wasn't mentioned. It was just, okay, go for it. Why not? It turned out I was too short for the cockpit, so I had to be Goose, not Maverick. There is that. We figure out a way. This is what I've been encouraged to do. It is part of who I am. I see it now in little ways for young girls, particularly elementary-school girls, those moments where we say, no, you can do this. We want them to puff up their chest and say, I got this. I say there's one picture that was on the wall of our school where a girl drew a picture of herself and said, no one will say no. You think, oh, my goodness, her poor parents when she's a teenager particularly. I wish I was thinking no one's going to say no when I was an adult all the time. I've had my moments where I didn't go for that job. I didn't go for that moment. I could just go on and on about how I think we need to start this early for our kids.

 

Zibby: It's so important. It's so smart to give the parents the tools now to make sure it all happens. Just one last question on your bio, how did you end up back at your school after the way your career was going? What made you come back to Baldwin?

 

Marisa: I know, that's the crazy one. I had the good fortune of when I was in the White House, I got a phone call one day, literally. I was working the West Wing. They rang up. I thought they were going to ask for advice or for money. There's that. But no, it was the head had just retired. They wanted to see if I was interested in leading the community that had given me so much. I threw my hat in the ring, again, because I'd been taught to be a healthy competitor. Had no actual thought that they would take me. Look, crazy thing is I'm now leading the school through a pandemic, so there's that. I think it's just a lesson to go for it. It's a lesson that we all need to remind ourselves and remind our friends. I say this to my girlfriends all the time. Just go for it. It doesn't matter how crazy it is. The things out of left field are sometimes those opportunities that take you in directions you would never imagine and are the most fun and impactful. It's totally that lesson of life for me.

 

Zibby: This is the corollary. This is the just say yes. [laughs]

 

Marisa: Yes, exactly. Just say yes.

 

Zibby: One of the principles that I really responded to in your book is talking about how to make sure our daughters have a voice. How do they build that voice and hone that voice? I feel like I could've used this when I was growing up. I was so shy. This was really hard for me. The situations when you're in the White House and Obama's sitting there and you regret not speaking up, I was in far less tense situations and felt like I couldn't talk in work meetings and all the rest. You had so much great advice for girls. How can we help them? Tell us a few basics of how to start. Then I love so many of your specific advice, like even ordering takeout. Let's start from the broad and go down to more of the specific.

 

Marisa: The broad is recognizing that these are skills that I still struggle with sometimes. I have to remind myself to speak up in a meeting because it maybe feels too natural to just wait for the perfect moment. There's never a perfect moment. Any women out there know that a man isn't going to wait for the perfect moment. They're just going to talk. We need to as well. We want our girls to remember that and practice it. It's about finding ways in little, everyday ways to encourage our girl's voice and reinforce that her voice matters in an age-appropriate way. It's not about speaking out inappropriately, but saying, no, we want to hear from you. You're at the dinner table, making sure your daughter's speaking out when your son maybe is dominating the conversation. Even if it's an adult conversation, what does she think? Asking her to be involved. This idea that when you're ordering food -- this is a lesson I took from one of our students. She remembers when she was a kid, that her father used to make her order pizza when they called, a reason not to use the app on your smartphone. Not her brother, but she would have to make the order because she didn't like doing it. It felt totally uncomfortable. Yet then she got older and she said, "It's not my favorite thing. I'm still an introvert, but I do it. I can do it. I know I can do it." These are the safe little ways that we just teach our girls to practice that muscle memory of speaking so when they have their aha moment for their career or just that time when they want to tell their boss, "Excuse me," what they need, they feel empowered to do so.

 

Zibby: It starts with Chinese food, apparently.

 

Marisa: Apparently, Chinese food or pizza or whatever, Thai. Take your pick.

 

Zibby: Take your pick. [laughs] Also, how you suggest inviting debate, that you should always debate every side and open it up for conversation and say, should TikTok be allowed? Let's talk about it.

 

Marisa: These are funny things. Again, it's not every day. I think sometimes we make it about, it has to be all this, and so parenting becomes overwhelming. Finding a natural moment where you don't cut the debate off, but where you encourage her to keep going. Frankly, it's a helpful way to fill time in the car when you're driving home from the game or something and it feels endless. It's also just a moment to help your daughter, again, realize that you care, that you want her to practice her voice, that it matters to you, the number-one role model in her life. She's going to say, I'm going to do it other places as well.

 

Zibby: Even when you were like, don't ask how was science today? that you should say, what did you say in science class? How did you handle that? What questions did you ask? These are such great specific tips that are not so hard to implement.

 

Marisa: Again, it's little tweaks. The little things make a really big difference. Hopefully, it helps make parenting easier. One thing that I came upon as well is this idea of helping your daughter practice her ask, this idea that you want her to ask. If you practice this in negotiating, the next time she asks for something, anything, even if you decided what your answer is going to be -- yes, I'm going to let you have an overnight sleepover; yes, we're going to go to the amusement park; yes, you're going to get the thing that you've been asking for for ages -- say, huh, go back and make a pitch. Give me three reasons why. Come back in thirty minutes. Come back in an hour. Make her practice the art of asking. Then again, regardless, you don't have to change your mind. The answer could still be no if that had been your parenting decision to start. Maybe you say, well, the answer's no this time. Here's what worked and here's what didn't when you pitched.

 

Give her the little bit of feedback. I really liked when you did this. You used your emotion well. God, that PowerPoint was great. I had one kid who actually -- a girl at my school showed me the pitch deck. She and her friend used to make PowerPoint decks. This is how clearly her parents helped her spend her time to give her something to do, make PowerPoint slideshows when they wanted a sleepover on a weeknight. She showed me pictures of the cupcakes they wanted to make and the movies they wanted to watch and the tent they wanted to build in the living room. I don't know if they got their Thursday-night sleepover, but they just loved the process. Candidly, it made them better at this idea of the ask. They had actually come to my office to ask me, the head of the school, for something that everyone else had said no to. I said no as well, but I reinforced that the asking was good. It's what we want to see from our kids and our girls especially.

 

Zibby: My daughter did something similar with three friends at her day camp because she was aging out and they wanted them to extend it. The girls all got together. They put together this whole presentation and pitched it to the head of the camp. They extended it for the summer.

 

Marisa: That's fantastic. What a fabulous lesson to her because in that instance it went well. She got this positive reinforcement. I hope that you remind her of that. When we get off our call today, say, hey, by the way, I was really proud of you for that. That was super cool. Do that more often.

 

Zibby: Totally. I should bring that back up.

 

Marisa: Sounds like she's great at it already.

 

Zibby: I remember as a kid my curfew was so much lower than everybody else's. I went around and I called every parent and asked what the curfew was. I made a whole spreadsheet. I didn't have Excel, of course, back then. It was like, kid's name, mom's name, phone number, curfew. I was like, look at this data. Mine is earlier. It's not safe. I will be having to get home by myself. And so she raised it. [laughs]

 

Marisa: Wow, look at that, analytics from an early age. That's on your life resume 101.

 

Zibby: It's true. I've kind of forgot about it until now.

 

Marisa: This is the art of persuasion. It is such an important skill and something that statistically women aren't as effective at. It's not the reason why there's still a pay gap, but it plays into the nature of how pay gaps continue as well as other things that I think we all continue to see out there. Whatever we can do for the next generation so they don't face these same challenges.

 

Zibby: You even pointed out how men have such a higher rate of interrupting women and how there was that one example in the boardroom where people got up and spoke. Maybe it was at Google. Was it at Google? You tell the story. [laughs]

 

Marisa: There's countless examples. It's funny. When I was looking for stories to include in the book, there's some places where you could see a hundred examples of men interrupting women in work, in public. The most crazy example was they’ve actually done a study at the supreme court. The female supreme court justices get interrupted more often than male supreme court justices. You think the pinnacle of our judiciary system, and the women are still getting interrupted more often. They’ve done studies, actually, in schools and in co-ed environments. I have the good fortune of leading a girls' school now. In co-ed environments, boys speak out and interrupt girls more often than the reverse. You take that same young girl and you put her in a single-sex environment, a single-sex play group, and she will speak out and speak up as often as the little boy did when they were in class together. We need to counter that. It's a social norm. We know our girls want to speak out and speak up. We just need to help them practice it.

 

Zibby: You also talk a lot about fostering the competitive spirit and how sports play a big role for girls especially because at least they get that experience on the field. You give all these examples of leaders like Meg Whitman and others who are all -- she was playing lacrosse and squash at Princeton, which I didn't even know. Tell me about how fostering that love of sports can really help our girls too.

 

Marisa: Being competitive is something that in particular right now I think a lot of parents shy away from. We think of competitiveness as a bad thing and it's a maladaptive behavior. Unfortunately for our girls, a lot of times they read that as, I can't compete even the things I want to be good at because I don't want to put my friends down. It's going to be embarrassing if I win, not if I lose, but if I win. It's not just on the sports field. It could be the spelling bee or the poetry contest or other places too. Any man or women, father or mother would say, you got to be competitive in the real world. It's the, go for that job. It's the, go for the apartment. It's the, go for whatever it is you want. Takes a little bit of competitive spirit. Every study shows that competitiveness makes you perform better personally. You run faster when you're running against somebody just by the nature of the adrenaline that gets going. We want to find moments to help reinforce this with our girls. Sports are an easy one because they're widely available for girls and for boys.

 

Yet by middle school, most girls opt out of competitive sports. There's peer pressure and social norms at play. A lot of times, they just give up on it. Whether or not they were going to be the Olympic athlete is just something that goes by the wayside. This is where I'd say, do we let our boys opt out as easily? I remember one mom on the sideline of a sporting event here at school. She says, "We tried four sports for my son until he stuck with swimming. We kept going because we knew it had to be part of his day. For our daughter, we let her opt out. Sure. She wants to do something else. She's more artsy than not." I would challenge that mom to say, well, it's not about whether she's going to play sports in college or go to the Olympics. It's about helping her practice being part of a team, being resilient, and being competitive. Or try the poetry contest at the library, the spelling bee at school, any moment where you have to throw your hat in the ring, be judged against your peers, practice winning and losing, and just realize that being your personal best is a good thing even if it's in a competition.

 

Zibby: It's so true. Thank you, by the way, in the book you gave all these boardgame examples for little kids. I was reading the book and I had Amazon open in another browser because I read your book online. It was like, Diplomacy, Catan Junior. What can I get to help my kids? Never too late.

 

Marisa: Right. There's little easy ways that we can just naturally -- it doesn't have to be this grandiose thing that makes parenting so much more difficult. It's just about thinking a little bit differently about what games, what books we have them read, what the daily interaction around the dinner table is like, and just small things we can do to reinforce these key skills for our kids, our girls.

 

Zibby: I really loved that you said use the things that come naturally to girls as their competitive advantage. Don't try to make girls have, necessarily, the same skills and then be better at them. Go with what they have that's great and really blast those things out.

 

Marisa: We get challenged when we think about how to prepare our girls. You're try to make them like boys. We're like, no, no, no, I'm trying to help them own their personal best self. It's about being your personal best, being competitive in whatever it is that she wants to do and she's eager to engage in. It's also about the fact that so many of the skills that come naturally is a generalization, but studies show to our girls are really the advantage that will set them apart when they're adults in work and at home, this idea that they naturally empathize more readily. Empathy is something that places higher for now. This is what employers want in their work environments, that we communicate, our girls communicate in really helpful, natural ways that build consensus, that solve problems. These are things that are their advantage. We just want to reinforce them so that they really own their best girl self just as young women as adults.

 

Zibby: There are obviously so many things. Right before I did this, I was talking to a friend of my husband's who just had a little girl. She's two years old. He was like, "I need some parenting advice podcasts." I was like, "Fantastic, I'll send you this one." He's like, "I live with three women and this little girl. What do girls need?" If there was a summary of the most important things for a new parent, dad or mom, to know what they should do a hundred percent, what would that takeaway piece be?

 

Marisa: It's about finding little moments to reinforce her voice and helping her speak out because I think that's where it starts. I think it's about finding role models. It doesn't have to be whoever the VP nomination's going to be, that level role model. It's the daily role models. It's her mother role modeling. It's the aunt. It's an athlete you see in social media that you're like, oh, just look. Use those as daily reminders of how we want our girls to own themselves. Always pause and remember to share lessons of our own challenges, failures, foibles, not in the least because studies show that those lessons get reinforced better, they get remembered more often by those listening. These are the times where our girls think, wow, this is what the real world's going to be. What am I going to be like when I'm older? They sop it up. Particularly our young women, they have ears for miles. They hear everything we're saying. Now when we're navigating virtual school for a lot of us, there's more and more of those moments where they're hearing and seeing us navigate really challenging times. It's a perfect opportunity to just be honest with them and say, hey, this is how I'm figure it out. It's not going so well because... Again, age-appreciate ways. It'll look different for an elementary school girl, someone in middle or upper school or high school. Just sharing with them how we're navigating these moments so that we help them do better than we do. That's the key. That's the ticket, I hope.

 

Zibby: How are you navigating this moment? It's so funny. I'm sitting here talking to you. Usually, on this computer I'm Zooming with all the different headmasters of my kids' three different schools. It's the lower school and the middle school and all these different schools because everybody's back-to-school planning. How can we handle this? How are you getting through this? Do you have to listen to your own internal voice for your school? Are you trying to aggregate consensus? What are the skills you're using? How are you making up your mind, essentially?

 

Marisa: It's a crazy thing. It's interesting. I was frantically setting up the system for the podcast today. You'll see I'm no longer in my office. We relocated around campus in order to social distance and spread out all our girls, and so I no longer have an office, interestingly. I'm here in the office next to our gymnasium making sure I can talk to you this morning. It's hard. It's hard for all of us. One thing I remind all of our parents, anyone listening, is go easy on your teachers and your kids' school leaders because we're all just trying to do our best and make this is safe as possible for our students, our families, and our teachers even as we realize that in-person learning is ideal. It's where those connections get made between the girls and their friends, the girls and their teachers, and where so much of the learning happens, even as we were fortunate to really have great success with our online virtual program in the spring. I'm sure like your kids, we all went virtual from mid-March. That was that. Like a lot of our peers, you're really leaning into the data trying to figure out, what are public health officials saying? What metrics can we use? What tools? Can we use masks, social distancing, hand washing to help protect our kids?

 

Then how do we deliver not just the core academic program, but those other things, those other moments that our kids really need, particularly our girls, to socially/emotionally thrive? We need them to get through this next year. It's not going to be forever. We need to remember that. We'll be able to help them catch up. We have the good fortunate here of being able to support a wide diversity of students and families with tools to help them get through the year academically. We also need to find moments that they can connect with each other, that they build those relationship skills that are so important, particularly in adolescence, so that they understand how to be compassionate and empathize and connect with others. For parents to remember that so that even as we're building the school program of what the day looks like, remote or in person, we're also finding these touchpoints to reinforce the social/emotional ways of being in relationship, skills that our girls in particular really need at this age to be able to navigate not just the year ahead, but the rest of their lives.

 

Zibby: It's so true, oh, my gosh. I feel like my daughter is mostly concerned about lunch. Lunch was her one time to let her hair down and hang out with her friends. Now that is being predetermined who she's going to have lunch with. Anyway, whatever. I have so much respect for school leaders through this whole process because this cannot be easy, especially dealing with the personality types of all the parents too who have such strong opinions. Hats off to you.

 

Marisa: Of course, because it's the most important thing we have. It's our kids. Candidly, our teachers feel the same way. It's the students. This is what we do. For that moment, if she's not going to be able to sit next to her friend in class because we're doing assigned seating maybe in order to make sure that we can navigate the whole reality, and yet, here's a perfect lesson in teaching her adaptability. Lean into the change. It's not forever. It's just a moment. She'll have to navigate it. Then also to build in rewards, build in other moments. She can't have lunch with her friends, maybe. Perhaps this is the time to say, on Saturday afternoons we're going to have socially distanced picnics with three of her friends at the park outside or over Skype or FaceTime or whatever the natural technological way is that isn't about school, but is about connecting and is not social media. I think sometimes, a lot of times, our kids rely on social media. That's not the natural way to connect and build relationships. There is something to be said for real-time interactions like we're having right now. It's going to be a strange reality for us all. The more and more we get kids used to that and helping them realize it's just not forever but it's for now and it's what we need to do to keep each other safe and healthy and the community side of that -- one thing we're doing at our school is we're having all our girls pick at least one person or maybe a few that they're doing this for. They're actually going to write down and sign a community compact that says, I am doing this, I'm taking precautions, I'm wearing masks for...their favorite teacher, their grandparent, their mother, their friend who is immunocompromised or otherwise has health concerns. At the end of the day, that's what we need to do to get through this all.

 

Zibby: That's good advice. That's really nice. I love that, and even what you were saying about sports. We're not even having sports. Anyway, not to keep talking about mine.

 

Marisa: We're not there yet, but it's a conversation. It's something that all the school heads are talking about on a regular basis, about what it looks like. We've delayed our sports season at the moment. We're figuring out, what does it look like to have safe sports? We're seeing what's happening in Major League Baseball and the NCAA. You think, what does that look like for volleyball for our girls? It's hard. At the end of the day, safety is paramount. They can train. They can go for runs and get outside. It's going to be a tough year in that way. We've actually built in recess for the day for middle school. It's an age where they left recess behind. Now suddenly they need to let the energy out and go socially distance, it's crazy to say, but be outside and run around.

 

Zibby: Just tell me for two seconds about writing this book. How long did it take to write? When did you decide you were going to write this book? Did you have the whole outline? How did you approach it? When did you do it? All of that good stuff.

 

Marisa: Zibby, that's going to be, maybe, more crazy. I don't know. This may reveal my crazy. I'm just going to warn you. Two years ago about, a little over two years ago, the idea all came together. I teach a leadership class for the seniors at the school. In all the conversations, I started telling stories, some of the stories that are in the book, about my time in Afghanistan, my time interviewing Al Qaeda in Yemen, my time flying for the military. It's oftentimes lessons of failure that I had in those moments that I was sharing with the girls as they were thinking about, what is life going to be like in the real world? and what skills they need. Then over dinner with a friend, a parent at the school, this idea came together. I had the good fortunate of having a publisher interested right away. I wrote the book. Candidly, there's the deadline that forced me -- I'm a deadline-driven person. For those listening, deadlines help. I had my first child not quite a year ago.

 

Zibby: Congratulations.

 

Marisa: There was an impetus of, let's get it done before the other baby, the book baby finished before the baby-baby arrives. I had the good fortunate of having a very supportive partner. Another lesson for all our girls is having a partner who builds in time and allows you to do that. He was the one who would take the baby and say, "Go write your book at the coffee shop for the morning so we can get it done." I had the good fortunate of a supportive community. It was something that I was inspired to do.

 

Zibby: Wow. I don't think that's too crazy.

 

Marisa: Okay, good. Then I won't share that there was some writing going on in labor delivery.

 

Zibby: No! Okay, that might waver into crazy territory.

 

Marisa: I know, but it was extended. I brought my laptop. I just wanted to get it done. That was the moment of pure crazy. Again, it was the deadline. It was the fear of what happens when the baby arrives. It's also a good lesson of it doesn't have to be perfect to be good enough. I think moms everywhere need to remember that sometimes, particularly now. A B+ will do often. Then I had good time to edit and things like that. Sometimes we just need to let it go and move on.

 

Zibby: That's good advice. Do you have any other parting advice, having written this book, to aspiring authors and also to parents with young girls? You basically already did that, so let's just say to aspiring authors.

 

Marisa: This is one that other people have taught me and I'm still working on. It's the sharing of your stories. Despite me just oversharing about labor and delivery, I'm a very personal person who keeps my stories close to my vest. Lessons of failure, it's taken a long time for me to share the things that I write about in the book of my transition out of the navy and how that, for me, was something that felt like a failure that I had to grow to accept over time. These other personal stories both are what audiences want to hear, it's what my students want to hear. I think it's what makes interactions like this, Zibby, like your stories about your own girls and how we're sharing that, it's what makes it most fun. For any writer out there, for me, that was what helped me turn the corner, was when I really got comfortable sharing my personal story and feeding that into the narrative.

 

[phone ringing]

 

Zibby: Awesome. Time is up. We got the phone ringing. You're onto your next. [laughs]

 

Marisa: I know, exactly. Interrupted by reality, which is the way it is these days.

 

Zibby: Good luck. I don't envy you having to lead your school through this in this time. They are so lucky to have you. If you ever want to come to New York... No, I'm kidding. I love my headmasters.

 

Marisa: Philly's waiting for you, Zibby.

 

Zibby: Okay, that's true.

 

Marisa: It's a crazy time. I look forward to hearing how your kids do. We all got to get through this together. There's that.

 

Zibby: Yes, all get through it together. Thank you for all the tips that I'm going to implement right away. Thank you.

 

Marisa: If you need more, there's actually on my website, whatgirlsneed.com, there's resources, reading lists for parents with girls in mind, so other things that we help each other with.

 

Zibby: Perfect, more for me to do. [laughs] No, I'm kidding.

 

Marisa: It's the distraction.

 

Zibby: Totally, I need it. Thank you.

 

Marisa: Great to talk, Zibby. Thank you so much.

 

Zibby: Great to talk to you. Buh-bye.

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Sara Schaefer, GRAND

Zibby Owens: Welcome, Sara. Thanks so much for coming on "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books."

 

Sara Schaefer: Thanks.

 

Zibby: I am really excited to discuss your memoir, Grand. I also took a whitewater rafting trip when I was younger with my family. Could you tell everybody listening what your book is about? Then what inspired you to even write a memoir?

 

Sara: Grand is an inward and outward journey. For my fortieth birthday, I went on a whitewater rafting trip in the Grand Canyon with my sister. It was an eight-day, two hundred miles, very rugged outdoor adventure. In the book, I chronicle the trip while also remembering basically what led me to the point of getting on that raft in that river from childhood with stories all the way up to that moment. I always knew I wanted to write a book from a very young age. Before I even realized I wanted to be a comedian or anything else, I thought, I want to write a book. This book in particular came about with the idea of, there's a lot of stories from my life that I've never shared publicly before that felt more intimate and special to me and difficult that weren’t really working yet, I hadn’t even really tried to talk about on stage as a standup, wasn't really the place for it. Writing this book came from wanting to share that part of my life and some of my stories in a more in-depth, intimate way and a little more sincerity to it than what I do on stage which is obviously trying to get as many laughs as possible. This book, I had room to breathe and be more emotionally vulnerable in a way that I don't do on stage. That's kind of the short of it.

 

Zibby: Was it cathartic for you to write about those times?

 

Sara: Oh, yeah. First, the book was going to be kind of centering around my moral anxiety which I do talk about in the book of, am I good person or am I a bad person? That's sort of my life's quest, is to figure out if I'm good or bad. Then much later in life, I realized that was such a flawed prison I had put myself in because no one is all good or bad. How did I get to be that way and the journey of my life up to now, it's a pretty crazy story about my dad and my whole life changing at age twelve, my whole family's life changing, and a journey of redemption, my dad coming forward with some pretty scandalous news and our entire status in our hometown changing, our whole lives turned upside. I, at a young age, witnessed my own parents changing their lives, taking huge risks personally, and repairing the damage, and forgiveness. All those things were drilled into me, but I was too young to fully understand it. The way I described it in the book is it was like a bone healing out of place in me of being extremely afraid of being morally wrong. I thought after the stuff happened with my dad, we were now on the right course. We were bad. Now we're good. Before was bad. Present is good. That set me up for a real shit show later on. [laughter] Excuse my language.

 

Zibby: The stuff with your dad, I feel like you wrote about it in such detail that we were right there with you. You had such a sense of shame over what happened and also almost detached amusement in a way. Not amusement, but like, huh, look at what's happened to my family. Look at that. How about that? How about this guy in school telling me my dad's a thief? How about that? It was at a reserve, almost.

 

Sara: Go back because you froze for a second.

 

Zibby: Oh, sorry. I was rambling. I don't even know what I was saying. I'll start again. One thing I noticed when you were talking about your dad is that you wrote about it with such clear detail and all those little memories and the day and them sitting you down and then filling in backstory that you learned later and the emotion and the uncertainty, really. Yet you also took this sort of detached view of it like you were an outside looking in, which I though was such an interesting angle. Just tell me a little more about being at that age and going through something that you weren’t sure what to make of it. Your church background, I feel like, was the frame of reference you were using for everything.

 

Sara: I was definitely very keen on what I was learning and discovering at church which was this concept of Christ being a source of unconditional love in all of your flawed, complicated glory. Forgiveness is such a tenet of the Christianity that I was taught, and redemption and all those things, and baptism. You're clean now. Those things just crystalized in me like, oh, this is the answer. Church was where we were welcomed after all this. My dad and my mom lost a lot of their friends and their status in our town. Certain people took us in emotionally. A lot of those people existed at my church. They are still people that I am in touch with and have been mentors to me and to my whole family. That community was crucial at that time. It set us on a path of staying together as a family and learning to get through it as opposed to running away or disappearing or hiding. We just had to get through it.

 

I was twelve, though. I was a teenager. I didn't want my parents anywhere near me. I was like, we solved it. We're good. Moving on. I didn't want to dwell on it because I didn't have the emotional capacity as a twelve-year-old to really get into it. It wasn't until years and years later, and a lot of it during writing this book because I discovered so much that I had never known talking to my father -- we spent a lot of time talking. I'd never heard so many of the things that happened. We went into real detail about everything. It was really heartbreaking not being able to talk to my mom in this process. That was one of the hardest parts of writing the book, was not being able to ask her questions. It comes in phases. Forgiveness is not a simple -- I don't trust people that go, "I forgave you. I'm not mad," right after something really bad has happened. I don't trust that because I know that feelings change over time. Instant forgiveness is really not complete. It is a process. People's feelings can change. My journey with my -- I use the word journey way too much when I talk about this book. [laughs]

 

Zibby: It's okay.

 

Sara: But that's what it is. The voyage of my relationship with my father has been the unexpected part of this. I wanted to write so much about my mom. I love and miss her so much. She was such an incredible person. I feel like I did a good job here, but it was just scratching the surface. I would love to write more about her and explore her story more. I didn't expect so much healing and discovery to happen with my father, which was such a gift of being able to do this, that he trusted me enough to share with me and let me share with others.

 

Zibby: That's amazing. It's great to be able to reconceptualize things that have happened. It's not always so clear. Not to go back into your right and wrong thing, good and bad, or whatever dichotomy. If you do something that you shouldn't, it doesn't make you, necessarily, a bad person.

 

Sara: No. Right. We always joke -- there was that show Bloodline. The main character says, we're not bad people, but we did a bad thing. My family uses that line sometimes as a joke. It's been tough because I'm someone who's naturally, and I got this from my mom, as being really empathetic to others. I'm lucky that I was taught empathy, and especially after all that happened. My mom working with house-less people in our town and really going there, she became dedicated to a life of service after all this happened. She felt called. I couldn't ask her for this, was she thinking, this is how I make up for -- my mom didn't do anything wrong, but she felt she was part of it in that she blindly followed what my dad did. I would love to talk to her about it now just to revisit. We entered into a life of service as a family. I was taught to see, the way my mom would describe it is that she saw god in everyone she met. To serve someone, the lowest most vulnerable person in your community, is to serve god. That was how she viewed it.

 

That was put into me, a lot of lessons about empathy and not to assume you know -- people say empathy is always walking in someone else's shoes. You'll never really be able to walk in someone else's shoes. Recognizing that first is the first step towards empathy, is knowing you can't assume what's right for someone else, what their experience is like, but you can try to learn and listen and let them tell you. My mom was very good at that. She wanted to meet a need. She never wanted to tell others what was going to fix their life. She was like, what is it that you need? Then she would try to meet that need. I thought that that was so beautiful. It has led me to sometimes be unable to recognize actually really bad people at times. I'm like, everyone has a story. Everyone has a reason for doing things. Then I look at someone, perhaps a certain politician, we're not naming names, or a really bad person in my life who's hurting me over and over again, it sometimes has been hard for me to back off of that and go, sometimes you've just got to let somebody go. They're just hurting you. You'll never fix or save or meet their need. That was a rambling answer.

 

Zibby: It's such good advice. The only tragedy to that advice is I feel like everyone has to learn it themselves anyway. It's one of those pieces that you learn through experience. Yet even if I tell my best friend or my daughter or somebody, they’ll be like, okay, yeah, but it's not going to stop them from doing the same mistakes.

 

Sara: They have to learn it from --

 

Zibby: -- You have to learn it.

 

Sara: In the book, I talked about that. I think that's a good story, a good connection to the relationship I have with my little sister of us protecting each other and wanting to fix things for the other. You see that in the book happen in the Grand Canyon, of our own little personal battles that we were having and not be able to help the other one fix it. You can support. You can listen and be there. That's what you need to be, but you can't force your way onto someone else's way. I would do this. Well, that's not necessarily what's right for them or their way of doing things.

 

Zibby: It's so true. I loved also when you had the five thousand staples, the box of staples, and you decided that by the time they were empty you had to have achieved something in your wish-list career of being a comedian. Then you finished the box and you were like, I better get out of here, basically. [laughs] Tell me about that.

 

Sara: I used to have a day job, my job when I moved to New York City to try and become a comedian. I didn't know at all how to do it. I'd never even seen standup comedy in person before. I'd only seen it on TV. I had no idea what I was doing. I go to New York. I'm like, I'm going to be a comedian. It's going to take six months. I didn't know anything. I got a day job because I didn't have any money. I had to support myself. New York is very expensive. I remember thinking when I moved there that the salary that I was offered for my job was so much money. I was like, I'm rich. I had no idea that it was not enough.

 

Zibby: Yeah, that's your subway fare. There you go. [laughs]

 

Sara: Barely enough to live off of. Anyway, I was at this boring law firm job. My days were just spent in spreadsheets and with a really gross kind of creepy boss. All my early comedy was office humor because that was my life. It actually ended up being a great experience to write about in my early days of comedy because I didn't know what to write about. I thought, I'll write about what's right in front of me. While no one's looking, I'll be in my cubicle working on something about this experience. I think anyone pursuing a creative career hits that wall at some point. They realize, oh, my god, this is going to take so much longer than I thought it was going to take. You're shown examples of people who are overnight successes and young success. We value youth, 30 Under 30, all these things. For many, it is a really long journey. I think it's really more rewarding to get there in a more organic way than some sort of overnight success, I would imagine. I mean, the money would be nice. [laughs]

 

I hit that wall. I had these box of staples. I always made little deals. I would be like, if he's standing at the top of these stairs when I come out of here, he loves me. I would do those deals almost like a he loves me, he loves me not. If the phone rings right now, that's a sign from the universe. This little deal with myself about the box of staples was a motivator. Get out of here. Get out of this day job. Figure out a way to make money as an entertainer, comedian, writer, or whatever by the time this box of staples runs out. Really didn't do the math and understand what -- I knew generally how many staples I would use a week. I thought I was making a pretty safe bet. Then the five thousand staples were gone, and I was really depressed. Looking back, it was actually not that long. I actually had a quick turnaround there.

 

Zibby: You were using a lot of staples. You just were flying through them.

 

Sara: I was only at that job for five years, but it felt like an eternity at that age. In your early twenties, it was just like, the clock was ticking. How am I going to do this? I was so lucky I got this job. It was so weird. It was hosting an online show for AOL, which existed then. It was internet video. I was interviewing musicians. I thought, I've made it, and I did. I had made it. I got to quit my day job. That's all I wanted, was just to not work at that day job. I wanted my job to be being in the entertainment industry, a comedian, writer, whatever. I didn't care what it was. I'm like, just make me a part of it. That sent me on my way. I had some setbacks. I had to go back to the law firm job once the AOL thing got cancelled. It was a real journey. Again, the word journey. Let's keep count how many times I say it.

 

Zibby: Then when you decide you were going to interweave your whitewater rafting trip with your family memoir of sorts?

 

Sara: It's crazy because I had this trip planned. You have to book them really far in advance to get your spot on the boats. We probably had it booked over a year in advance. I was already writing my book when I went on the Grand Canyon trip. I had no intention of writing about it. I don't seek out experiences for creative fodder. I'm pretty lucky in that I live in the moment. I separate my career from my life. I'm not going home for vacation for Thanksgiving and keeping a notebook. I'm not someone who does that. My stories that I tell from my life bubble up naturally. Years later, I'll go, I should talk about that on stage. I've been telling this story to friends as just a story. I'm like, why didn't I think about turning that -- I've gotten better at churning out material quicker, a quicker turnaround and realizing when something funny happens, recognizing that could be something I write about. The Grand Canyon thing was just strictly a trip for my birthday. When I went on the trip, I was in the throes of getting my first round of feedback about the book. It was a mess. It was like, you got to figure this out. I was like, oh, shit, I don't know what I'm doing. That was adding to my mental state when I went into the Grand Canyon. I didn't say that in the book because it would've been too meta.

 

A couple months later, I was dreading going back to work on the book. My deadline was approaching for a second draft. I was dreading it. I just started thinking, god, what it needs is a really vivid story with stakes and place and all the five senses. So much memory is so foggy. It's hard to write about memories that you're barely sure you have a handle on. I learned how to do it. It suddenly occurred to me, what if I -- I just had a little idea. I asked my editor. She's like, "I kind of like that. Give it a try," which is really scary when someone goes, give it a try. I feel like I wrote three books. The second draft was a complete rewrite. It was like I started over. When they got my notes back, only one chapter was like, this is good. It was rough. I gave it a try. It took a long time. What I turned in the next time was enough for her to go, "Yeah, this is working. You still have a ways to go, but the way you're telling this story is --" The Grand Canyon stuff lightens the heavier stuff from my life. When I was down in the Grand Canyon, that is what I was experiencing mentally. All of it is connected to these stories from my past. The metaphor, it was like a writer's delight, a canyon trip, a boat, a river, rocks. It was all so fun to write about. That part was pretty easy.

 

Zibby: Awesome. I thought it was great. I thought the intersection of those two experiences and going back and forth worked really well. It's something that you might not necessarily think to do. I wouldn't necessarily think to frame something that way. Yet it was so effective in the storytelling and pushing both narratives along through the river pushing the -- [laughs].

 

Sara: You had to go through it. We were laughing whenever I would talk to my editor about the book. We would be finding ourselves accidentally speaking in metaphors that were related to the flow. It flows really well here. I had to pull back on it sometimes. I'm like, there's too much. It's getting obnoxious. I had some people really be very encouraging. I've never done this before. They were like, it's okay to be on the nose sometimes and to hold our hand a little. The transitions between the canyon and the life chapters, I was very particular with those. It wasn't too heavy-handed, but it was a nod going, and now we're talking about this. Weaving those together was pretty challenging. It took a while. It felt like I was wrestling a bear to the ground and after a while just like, how do I fucking make this -- I had to cut so much. Every time I sat down to work on the book again, I would be overwhelmed and dreading it and just sick. It was like I was going back into a Chernobyl. I don't want to go back in there. I would thrash and not want to do it. But once you get going, you're on your way. You have to do it.

 

Zibby: Now that you've survived this process which you made sound so enjoyable, what do you have coming next? What are you up to from the comedy side? What are you up to from the writing side?

 

Sara: It's been surreal. I've been anticipating this release of this book for so long. I didn't think it would happen the way it has happened at all, obviously. But I'm healthy. My family is healthy. By the way, I've been following you on Instagram. I'm so sorry about your mother-in-law.

 

Zibby: Thank you. Thank you so much.

 

Sara: I'm very much sending you love.

 

Zibby: Thank you. I appreciate that.

 

Sara: Anyway, sorry to bring that up.

 

Zibby: No, it's fine. I'm very open about it. It's fine.

 

Sara: I'm glad you are because a lot of people are going through this right now. You sharing helps other people. I don't have anyone currently in a hospital suffering from COVID or anything like that. Reading about your experiences just underlines what this experience is really like. You can't forget it. We're still in the middle of it. It ain't over yet. It's very real. It's easy to start relaxing being like, I'm not going to think about it today. Anyway, back to me. [laughs]

 

Zibby: Yes, back to you. Go ahead.

 

Sara: I'm sorry.

 

Zibby: That’s okay.

 

Sara: The pandemic made it very weird. I had anticipated a book tour. Then I was planning a standup tour for the fall. I started working late last year on all new standup material, new jokes. I was going to start working on a solo show maybe inspired by the book. I was still figuring it out. That all went to shit. Now I've just been very lucky. I've been getting some writing jobs for TV shows that are in production during the pandemic. I've written for a few specials like a graduation special where Obama spoke. I didn't get to write for Obama personally, but I wrote for the special. I've been very grateful that the kind of TV writing I've done has put me in the stable of writers who do comedy variety-type shows that are actually more lightweight to produce during the pandemic. I've been overwhelmed with work at times where I can say no to things, which is not what I expected when all this started. Hollywood shut down. We didn't know what was going to happen. Now I'm looking forward to that this book is out in the world. It's like a baby I've put out there in the little basket in the river and just sent it down the river and let it live. Now I really want to start working on just looking forward to post-pandemic life. I'm starting to really miss performing in front of a live audience. What does that look like when I get out there? I feel like this book is such a new -- people have always known me to be a storyteller, but a little more sincere. I'm not afraid to get emotional and sappy and stuff. I'm thinking about making my live performance a little more to return to those roots of wanting to just tell stories as opposed to punchline, punchline, punchline, and maybe being a little deeper on stage than I have been before. I feel like after writing this book I can do anything.

 

Zibby: You totally can. I know you just gave some advice to authors. Maybe on more of a positive note, what advice would you have for somebody else out there who wants to write a memoir and maybe doesn't know how to attack it?

 

Sara: Yes, it is very difficult to write a book of any kind. I think memoir is particularly challenging in some ways because you're going to have to dig deep and face things about yourself and potentially have a lot of fear. I had a lot of fear around, what is my family going to think? What are people who are in this book going to think? Worrying a lot about hurting people. Some people don't worry about that kind of thing. I did. It all worked out okay so far. As hard as it is, like I just said, now I feel like I can do anything. I do think it's worth it to learn a discipline like this. When you take on a really big project, it requires such a commitment and a practice, which is something that I had never really done in this way before. It's helped me figure out how to get over writer's block. Now I trust the process more. Whereas before, I would dread things and put it off and put it off and just be in a tailspin. Now I have faith of, oh, it's okay to write for just twenty minutes in one day. That's all I could do, but I did something, and not to beat myself up. The next day is another day. Tomorrow, I might write for ten hours straight. Have faith that it will come.

 

Also what I've learned is discovering how good your writing can get when you open yourself up to other people's feedback, especially when it's personal. I'm usually a loner. I write for TV. I collaborate with other people. For my own stuff, I'm like, I don't want anybody helping me with my jokes. A lot of comedians collaborate. They help each other. I've always been like, no, I'm on my own. Now I'm like, man, you're better with the help of others and other ears. It's worth that personal risk. If the goal is to have the book out there, you're going to have to get used to it, so sharing it with some people early on. I shared the book manuscript with some very close friends early on. Then you have editors. Then the process, it gets into more and more hands. You're getting more and more feedback. I learned to welcome it and love it because by the end, I was like, god, I sound so much smarter than I am because all these people helped as part of the process, which was amazing. Don't give up. That's my advice.

 

Zibby: Love it. Sara, thank you. Thanks so much for coming on "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books."

 

Sara: Thank you so much. Thank you for taking the time. I know you're in a crazy time right now. I just thank you for what you put out in the world. It's really beautiful and authentic. I love it. I'm a big fan.

 

Zibby: Thank you. I'm so glad. I love doing what I do. I think you could probably tell, but this is the highlight of my day, honestly. I love my kids and we're having a great day, but I'm just saying --

 

Sara: -- Mommy needs a break.

 

Zibby: It's great. It's an escape for me too. Thank you for saying that.

 

Sara: Thank you so much.

 

Zibby: Thank you. Buh-bye.

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Heather Lanier, RAISING A RARE GIRL

Zibby Owens: Welcome, Heather. Thanks for coming on "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books" to talk about Raising a Rare Girl, your amazing memoir.

 

Heather Lanier: Thanks for having me. I'm so thrilled to be here.

 

Zibby: Of course. For those who don't know, could you please give a quick little synopsis of what Raising a Rare Girl is about? Also, what inspired you to write this memoir?

 

Heather: It's about raising my daughter for the first five years or so of her life. She was born very, very small. That shocked everybody in the world, in the room, me. I had ventured to have this absolutely super healthy baby and did all the right things. I went overboard to do all the right things. She was incredibly tiny. At full term she was four pounds, twelve ounces. We eventually learned that she had this very rare chromosomal syndrome called Wolf-Hirschhorn syndrome where she has little deletion on one of her chromosomes, on the fourth chromosome. The book is about, a lot of it's devoted to the first year and the disorientation of learning about that diagnosis in the midst of parenting, the lack of normality in my life as -- parenting is really mapped by normal, a map of normal, like what the baby does and when the baby does it. Even when you can't find common ground at the playgroup about politics or jobs, you can usually find common ground on when your baby put something in his or her mouth. I just wasn't in that club at all. I wasn't in that club of typical development. My daughter had a lot of other things to teach me. The first year is a lot of processing that, feeling disoriented, feeling grief for the trajectory I thought that child would have. That takes up about half of the book. Then the other half of the book is devoted to life after, reorientation. What does it look like to advocate for her? What does it look like to be a good medical advocate, to encounter doctors who belittle her, to give her language and communication when her mouth wasn't capable of it at the time? That's the book.

 

Zibby: I couldn't believe the reactions, how greatly they differed among different doctors and people who so rude and so negative without, almost, regard for how you were feeling at all and then doctors who were sort of minimizing. I don't know how you go from all these different spectrums of advice. It's a lot.

 

Heather: We encountered a lot of different doctors. I had never had a condition that required me to show up for regular appointments. I went for an annual checkup. I saw more doctors with Fiona in her first several months than probably my whole life. What I learned really quickly was, get a second opinion should you ever need one. There just are so many different approaches. So much of someone's personality comes into play when they actually give you medical advice. I learned quite a bit about doctors and reading the room really quickly. The doctor that would come in and be enthusiastic about her and treat her like a kid, they were good doctors. They often gave us really good advice in the end too. The doctor that was troubled by her various ways that she was different, we didn't want to return to them.

 

Zibby: I can imagine. You captured so well how expecting moms try to do everything right and the pressure that we feel. I have four kids of my own. I had a twin pregnancy, so that was a whole nother thing. Just the pressure that we have on ourselves that if we eat this turkey instead of that turkey, what could happen to our child? Just the pressure in addition to the physical that moms are under to have these perfect pregnancies and therefore expect these perfect outcomes, I feel like you share this belief, but we cannot control anything. No matter how much you do all the right things in any part of life, it's all just kind of a hoax. [laughs]

 

Heather: Yes. I think there's a lot of illusion of control that's really put on contemporary motherhood. Sarah Menkedick's book, Ordinary Insanity, it just came out in April, it's about postpartum anxiety and depression, but it's about so much more. She writes a lot about the pressure that women feel to produce perfect children or the pressure that we feel to ensure that our kids are developing normally and also the combination of that as a natural thing and how that, it can be the perfect storm for anxiety. She writes a lot about anxiety and does all these interviews. I didn't have postpartum anxiety in any sort of clinical way. Sarah Menkedick's argument is that baseline motherhood is anxiety and that we've sort of accepted that as normal, and it's not. It's not. It shouldn't be okay that we're all feeling this sort of pressure to keep everybody perfect or suffering free or pain free. There's very little we can control.

 

Zibby: I did not even know postpartum anxiety was a thing until fairly recently. I was like, that's so funny. That's just life. How is that a thing? That's not even a medical term. You did such a good job too when you were in the hospital at the very beginning. They said that you were supposed to rest. You kind of even felt guilty for that despite just having had a child. You were like, I've done all these things. Now that's my one mandate. I've spit a child out of me, and now I can relax. Then of course, you quickly realize that you can't just rest. Now you also have to worry, which is something that people try to control. You're like, no, now I have to take this on because what's going on?

 

Heather: That was definitely communicated to me in the hospital. They literally wrote, what's your agenda for today? Rest. I was like, yes. Also, really? I've never rested. I'm better at resting now that I'm a mom, or at least trying to take an hour to be like, you need to do nothing. It was clear that they didn't mean that at all. They were so concerned about her size that they meant, if you want to breastfeed, we have to start getting you a lactation consultant. She has to be fed around the clock. There was a lot of stress on me. It was interesting even in my postpartum fog to read the cultural cues there. Rest, mom. Take care of yourself. Breastfeed your baby or she'll be doomed to live a non-breastfed life. Lots of pressure.

 

Zibby: Of course, you raise the issue that over time different groups of people have had different culturally accepted child standards in a way. In the olden days, they would send off babies with down syndrome to a home. They would say, don't have this child, or all these horrific things. What is really the meaning of a child? I feel like you looked into that from a sort of religious angle, a spiritual angle, medical angle. Who's to say a child has to be perfect according to these random set of standards that some people in society think is really important?

 

Heather: For sure. It was important to think about why we become parents in this book. I think the pressure to make children who are supercharged with health and wellness and resilience -- resilience is good, but the nonvulnerable human being, first of all, it's impossible to be nonvulnerable. Second, it's not the main reason we become parents, is to create this person that transcends us. At least, I don't think it's the reason we should become parents, is to make a little super baby or mini-me, I guess you'd call it, someone who climbs up the ladder even further than we were. At least from my experience, it felt like the reason that we become parents is just to be absolutely leveled. [laughter] Even if you have the typical kid, you will fail miserably at something in the course of it. Wow, it just levels you. It's so humbling. You always think you're going to be a certain kind of parent. Then you have the child you have. They require a different kind of parent, a different kind of parenting. They don't breastfeed or whatever it is. I wanted to bring that angle into the book. I wanted the book to not just be a story, but also to be some reflection and some essaying, as we would say. Luckily, my editor was great and allowed me to do that. I know some readers will think, I just want story, but I wanted there to be both.

 

Zibby: It didn't feel choppy in any way. It was all seamlessly integrated. Whatever you did, you did it well. You talked here about this moment where you were like, I didn't sign up for this, but look what I got. I feel like any parent in some way, shape, or form has said at some point, oh, my god, what do I have to deal with? You said, "Of course I signed up for it. Every parent does. When we venture to become parents, we sign up for the fragility of life. We sign up for the precariously vulnerability of being human. We just don't always know it," which is so key. I just had to read that quote because that was no nice.

 

Speaking of this religious aspect to your book and spirituality and everything, you talked a lot in the book about your relationship with your husband and how he was actually ordained during a time when you couldn't even be there and the fire alarm went off and all that and also been training to be a monk and how he can take ten minutes to make tea and you're like, what are you doing? You said you would've titled a memoir about your relationship Red Wine and Green Tea, which is so funny. Just tell me a little more about what it's like having that kind of influence. I do think in any stressful situation, whether it's something with your child or something in your life, the personality or temperament of who you choose as a partner is so key to how you get through it. Just tell me a little about that dynamic and how it's affected your parenting.

 

Heather: I want to create an environment where people can improve a lot. Every day at the end of the day, I think about, what could I do better tomorrow? My husband Justin is much more relaxed about that, particularly in parenting. That works out really well because we create this balance. When Fiona was really little, she was six months, the advice that we got constantly was, she needs to do more tummy time, more tummy time, more tummy time because it strengthens the baby's core. I was like, we have to do tummy time all the time. Eventually, I asked the early interventionist, "How much? Just give me a goal. I need a goal here so I that I can hit the goal and I can rest," which I'm not great at. Then she said, "Oh, there's really no amount of tummy time that's too much," which was the worst advice for me. Whereas my husband, he just didn't feel that same pressure. It doesn't mean that he didn't also integrate therapy, but he didn't have this sense of needing to do it and then taking all the joy out of it. He would find ways to make it fun. He would have her on his chest. He would just enjoy her. She would look up at him. He'd play music in the background, lots of reggae. It ended up being great for Fiona to have that balance because she had this very accepting relaxed person and this person who was more worried. That worry, I was the engine behind getting her language. It was me home with her and not being able to communicate with her as clearly as I wanted or as she wanted that made me think, we need to find more people. Justin was busy working. He was a priest. I think it's helpful to have two very different people in a kid's life. That's what happened in this case.

 

Zibby: I feel like I'm in your camp of personality types. I can never rest. I was on bed rest with my twins. I was like, no, I don't think so. How am I going to do this? What do you mean relax? I don't even allow myself to watch TV unless it's pouring rain. I have all these rules.

 

Heather: Me too, like don't eat dark chocolate in the morning, things like that.

 

Zibby: Yes, wait until the afternoon.

 

Heather: He'll just break those. What are you doing?

 

Zibby: I'm like, if I start this chocolate thing too early, the rest of the day, what's going to happen? [laughter] Forget it. The wheel's off the train. Also, with the advice that the OT therapist said about there's never enough tummy time, then you cannot accomplish it. If there's no end goal, then you can never cross it off the list. That's the worst thing too when you're trying to get things done.

 

Heather: That reminds me, he was really good at just saying, this person's advice or their influence in our lives isn't helpful. let's just cut that voice out. He didn't mean let's just cut [indiscernible] out, but he would be like, let's just sweep that away. I would still hear that voice. I don't know if this made it into the book, but I had this therapy session where the therapist pointed out a lot of things that Fiona wasn't doing well. By therapy, I mean physical therapy, gross/fine motor therapy. The therapist left. I leaned against the door and slid down the door and just sobbed. I felt like it was impossible to do a good job in this job of motherhood, which is what I mean when I say we're leveled. In this case, I was trying to get Fiona to make some gross motor gains. My husband said, "I noticed that when these people come --" They came every two weeks. By these people, I mean these particular interventionists. There are amazing early interventionists out there. The one we had was really stressing me out.

 

He said, "I noticed that she takes away your intuition. She's there, you start to doubt yourself. You start to listen more to outside voices." He's like, "You know what to do." It was really helpful to have him say too, just get rid of the voices. "If this person is causing you to second-guess yourself constantly, which is one of your most important tools as a mother, is the knowing, this deep inner knowing," he's like, "it's not worth it. We should just cut them out." That particular person he thought we could just not have them over. I still was like, no, we have to do what we can. It really did make me think the most important thing is that, at least in parenting and particularly parenting when there's no real clear map or other parents aren't doing what you're doing because their kids are very different than yours, that inner knowing is key. Anything that interrupts that, it's okay to get rid of that.

 

Zibby: That's good advice. I'm going to take your husband's advice. I have had many a door slide in tears myself. I feel like many parents have had that downward moment. You had another -- hold on, let me just flip to this quote. This was one of my favorite parts, this one particular moment because it really speaks to how none of us really know what's going on and why in the world, and so all we can do is go with what we have as information. Your mother -- was it your mother or your mother-in-law? Your mother, you said, "One morning during her devotional time with her Bible opened on the kitchen table, the prayer she offered was a tear-filled and desperate, why? As in, why did you give this child Wolf-Hirschhorn syndrome? The reply she heard was so striking and clear, so separate from herself that it stopped her straight. The voice said, you have no idea what I intend to do with this child. After that, my mother trusted the body my daughter had been given." I loved that. I read it out loud to my husband. I was like, this is it. This is the answer. You don't know. You don't know why. Maybe there's a bigger purpose to everything, for every struggle. Now I'm sounding ridiculous and all woo-woo, but I feel like with every struggle and with every challenge, maybe there's a reason why. Maybe there's not. Maybe some is just bad luck. I don't know. I just loved that part.

 

Heather: The why question is apparently one that Americans ask a lot. There was some famous Zen master who came to America to teach Zen. He was like, wow, these Americans ask why a lot. It is a question we like to ask. I think there's great freedom in just saying we don't know. Perhaps there is bigger reasons that we could never, ever fathom. I was just talking to my kids about this. We were reading a book about space. I'm reading this kids book about space facts. Every once in a while, I'd be like, listen to this, there's a hundred billion stars in our galaxy. There's billions of galaxies. I can't even fathom that. The human mind just can't fathom a lot beyond our world. Actually, just for writing purposes, I had my mom read that section. I asked her if she was okay with it. She actually tweaked the voice that she’d heard. She's like, "No, it wasn't quite that. It was this." Just in terms of the writing process, it was important for me to not to share other people's deep, personal, divine moments without actually getting their permission.

 

Zibby: Tell me more about the writing. You actually teach writing. You even had little tidbits in here about highlighting details and just little bits of advice sprinkled through for writing itself. Tell me about your whole approach to this book and how you tackled the project and what it was like to write it.

 

Heather: I was actually working on a book about my husband and I and our falling in love and the fact that he had been a monk and that I was a recovering Christian or recovering from Baptist faith. I was working on this book and also had Fiona. She was about a year old when I really wanted to write about what I was experiencing, encounters we had with doctors, what I was learning about myself, what it was like to parent someone totally different from what the baby book said, any sort of developmental book explained. I started writing a blog on the side. It was almost like I was cheating on the main manuscript, eking out these blog posts. I wrote blog posts at three in the morning while pumping milk. I wrote it a lot when Fiona was napping. All the while, I was working on this other book. I started writing sometimes longer essays about parenting a child with disabilities, maybe five or ten of those. Then eventually, I think it got to ninety-some blog posts and ten literary essays. I knew that eventually I would write a book about Fiona. I really just wanted to reach readers easily rather than got through the slow route of literary publishing.

 

After an essay called "SuperBabies Don't Cry," an editor and an agent contacted me. I think it was the same weekend. Those ended up being my agent and my editor the book. That book just sort of fell into place. My agent said -- I said, "I don't love writing book proposals. I like writing the book." The proposal I worry can kind of kill the book idea because you're sort of planning the thing that I don't really want to be planned. I like to find myself in the writing or discover things in the writing. She said, "I'll help you." She did. I wrote it really quickly to try to get it over with. I wrote the proposal. I wrote it from July to August. Then she submitted it to that one editor at Penguin Press in September, and we had a contract. That's how it unfolded. Then this other book that I was cheating on, I haven't looked at in a while. I need to open that back up and figure out -- likely, it will be different now given that it's five years past.

 

Zibby: Wow. When you did you proposal, though, you hadn’t written it, right? You had just written the blog posts and all the supporting materials?

 

Heather: Yeah, that really only got you to the actual book deal. Then what happened was I thought, well, I got so much writing done. Surely, this won't be that complicated because there's just all of this material. That summer that I wrote the proposal I spent reading through the blog posts and the essays that I'd written. Sometimes I had just been writing, also, in a Word document that was accumulating pages of experiences that I'd had. I was cleaning out my garage at the same time, or my basement. It felt the same. Going through the basement and all the discorded stuff in boxes felt the same as sorting through all of these different pieces of writing. It was because there was no narrative consistency in the voice. The person who was a mother to a one-year-old who’d just been diagnosed with Wolf-Hirschhorn syndrome seven months before, however long ago before, that person was very different from the person who had a six-year-old whose kid was in kindergarten. I'd fully accepted and embraced my daughter and learned so much. I had to figure out chronology and what was important. What was the voice going to be? That all took time. There are moments that I had written about in the blog that end up in the book, but under very different -- they all got recast in this voice with different emphasis. Everything got expanded too because I got the large space of a book rather than a little post.

 

Zibby: How long do you think the writing took?

 

Heather: They gave me fifteen months for the first draft. I made my deadline.

 

Zibby: Congratulations.

 

Heather: Then it was nine months of revision rounds. My editor, her assistant, and I did three rounds of revisions. Two years after the contract was signed, the book was accepted as done. Then we did fact-check, legal review, stuff like that, fine-tuning, copy editing. They spent from September to this past July getting it all ready and figuring out a book cover and things like that.

 

Zibby: Now I feel like the uncertainty that you write about in the book and things not going according to plan -- I'm sure I'm like the eight thousandth person to ask you this question, but of course this is now what every parent and every person is dealing with, with the pandemic and how life is just not on track in any way for anyone. What do we do with that information? Now I feel like you're so uniquely positioned to handle that challenge.

 

Heather: There is a sort of surrendering to uncertainty that I practiced in Fiona's first years. In the early months in the pandemic, I feel like things have shifted so much in some ways and shifted not at all in others, but I did get the same feeling that I had when Fiona was six months or whatever. I would get this quiet feeling in my heart or in my chest that was like, there's nothing that you can do. All you can do is just fall into this and pray or hope or trust that something will be caught here, that you will be caught, that you'll be okay. Okay doesn't mean everything will work out great, you'll keep the job, your kid will walk. It meant it will be a different kind of okay than you would perhaps like, but still okay. I got that feeling again in the first month or two of the pandemic. It was comforting because I thought, oh, I have been here before. I've been in a place where I don't know if my kid is going to walk. I don't know if she's going to talk. I don't know if she's going to live past two. What does that mean? How can I go forward? At the time, what it meant was you love the hell out of life. You take it all in as much as you can and love your daughter as best you can. That doesn't mean I don't need introverted time alone to journal or what have you. I think it's still a good lesson. When things are really uncertain, it brings us closer to the sense of what things really mean and what really matters. It's not fun or comfortable. I wouldn't wish it on anybody. I think it does click things into focus in a helpful way.

 

Zibby: I feel like you have a whole passage about this at the end. I circled it. I was like, meaning of life. [laughs] You were like, "The point of this human life, I believe, is love. And the ridiculous and brave and risky act of love turns my heart into taffy, stretches it across the broad spectrum of human feeling. My daughter has given me a thousand portraits of grief and a thousand portraits of joy. I hurt. I long. I exalt. I rejoice. Loving my daughter tenderizes me, makes me more human. And yes, my chest sometimes aches from this work, but the ache in my chest is a cousin of joy." It's so amazing. It's so beautiful. Oh, my gosh, your writing. I love your writing. It's as if we're talking, but it's more literary than that. You just want to sit down and be your friend. It's so evocative. I'm not being very articulate myself in describing your writing. I can't even speak. Then you had these little funny lines like vacationing while parenting is kind of like juggling while sleeping. That's perfect. That should be on a pillow that every parent should be given in the hospital. Every airline should have that. Let's just make these difficult situations humorous because what else can we do?

 

Heather: Yes, they can just give that instead of those baggies of formula.

 

Zibby: Right? Who needs those? Come on. Forget the bibs. We'll get bibs. Do you have any advice for aspiring authors?

 

Heather: I was just talking to a friend of mine who wants to tell her life story. She writes poems. She loves writing poems because she can get lost in them. They surprise her. Then she comes out on the other side and she didn't predict that she would go there. She loves that about poetry. She's really overwhelmed to write her life story. I gave her this advice. Maybe it's useful. Sometimes we need constraints to feel free. For her, I was thinking, you have this twenty years she wants to tell in this memoir. What if she gave herself the constraint of, she's going to write as many sections as it takes, but they're only going to be three hundred words? It sort of feels like a poem. Write three hundred words. Write your way into it. Maybe it's a scene. Maybe it's a reflection. Be surprised by it, but it has to be over in three hundred words. That's not necessarily a constraint that works for everybody. I do believe as a writer in the enabling constraints. As a poet, if I start getting sloppy or uninspired, I'll go back to meter. I go back iambic pentameter or whatever form. I'll try to write a huzzle [sp] or some kind of obscure form. It's helpful for me and I think a lot of writers to feel constrained in one way. Then it feels liberating in another. I like that. I like to play with that as a writer.

 

Zibby: That's great. You could do it with timeframes too. You can only write about one year of your life or make it happen over one day, things like that.

 

Heather: Yes. Sonya Huber, a friend of mine, has a book coming. It's apparently a nonfiction book about one day. Inside that day is all of this other stuff woven into it. Constraints can be helpful. External forms can be helpful that you borrow. That's one bit of advice.

 

Zibby: Awesome. Thank you, Heather. Thanks for your amazing book. Thanks for sharing your story. I know your mom said a voice told her that who knows what this child is intended to do. At the least, it changed my time reading this book and my time meeting you and getting to know you and your story and feeling less alone in my slide down my down into the tear land.

 

Heather: You're calling it a slide. Now I'm envisioning a playground slide. It seems fun now. We just slide down our doors.

 

Zibby: Yeah, we're all sliding together. It's a wild ride down the slide. It's not just a descent into depression. [laughs]

 

Heather: And you're not alone either, particularly now. Everyone's doing it.

 

Zibby: Everyone's doing it. You got to do it to be cool. Anyway, thank you. Thanks for coming on.

 

Heather: Thanks for having me.

 

Zibby: My pleasure. Bye.

 

Heather: Bye.

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Alyssa Shelasky, APRON ANXIETY

Zibby Owens: Welcome, Alyssa. Thank you so much for coming on "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books."

 

Alyssa Shelasky: Thank you so much for having me.

 

Zibby: I have so much to talk to you about. I don't even where to start first. First of all, your book, Apron Anxiety: My Messy Affairs In and Out of the Kitchen, was so good. I know you wrote this a while ago and you have lots of exciting stuff coming up and everything. I have to say I just loved it. It was so good. I just had to start with that.

 

Alyssa: That means a lot to me. The people who did read that book had a similar reaction. I would get emails from people saying, "I'm in the grocery store thinking about this scene. It brought me to my knees." People had a really emotional reaction to the pages. It makes me really happy. It also makes me kind of emotional to talk about the book. It's strange because it was a while ago. It was eight years ago that I wrote it and published it. It really stuck with me. I still have dreams and also even sort of nightmares about some of the stories in the book. It really defined a huge part of my life.

 

Zibby: You talked in the book about everything. It was like a coming of age. Also, your learning how to cook was a metaphor, I feel like, for so many other things. I also had to teach myself how to cook when I was about the same age. I feel like there were so many similarities in our lives. Going to LA, I also went to LA for part of the time. I also lost a dear friend on 9/11. There were all these things in both of our growing up that I was like, oh, my gosh, this girl should be my friend. [laughs]

 

Alyssa: Thank you so much. It's strange because I get that a lot even in the articles I write for New York magazine or The New York Times. I often hear from people that, you are me, or you know me, or you hear me, or whatever. I get it from people who are so different from me, so different from you. To me, it just speaks to the universal truths that we all want to love and be loved. Everybody hurts. Especially right now, everybody is struggling. Thank you. I can't believe that I have one more reader. I didn't do a really good job marketing that book. I just didn't get it. I was happy that I wrote a book. I was so happy to be done with the book. I wanted to move to Italy and write my own Eat Pray Love the minute it was over. I didn't really work on the marketing or the sales of it all. Now I know the business. I know what goes into actually selling a book. Not that many people read it. I do feel like this real closeness to people who now know all my secrets and who were on that journey with me.

 

Zibby: No time like the present. Let's get this in people's hands. Also, it's so timeless. It doesn't matter that it came out eight years ago versus today. Aside from the global pandemic, there's nothing that you can't relate to now. There's nothing that a twenty-three-year-old going through the same things today -- not that you have to be twenty-three. It could've been at any time, really. You had a very successful blog at the time, Apron Anxiety. How did this become a book from the blog?

 

Alyssa: It feels like many lifetimes ago. I was engaged to a celebrity chef. I don't know if he's quite a celebrity anymore. At the time, he was kind of the "it" chef. He was on Top Chef. It was supposed to be a very different book. We were really happy. We were young, dumb, and in love. I got a book deal with Clarkson Potter. It was a food memoir with recipes. It was supposed to have a happy ending. No spoiler alerts, but like most relationships with sexy, hot, young chefs, it did not go as planned. Right when I started writing it, after I got my book deal, we broke up. Again, that doesn't ruin -- you could google me. I have two kids with a totally -- I have a totally different life now, so you know I didn't end up with a chef. After we broke up, my world fell apart. On top of everything, I assumed I had lost my book deal, which was really the greatest love of my life. The thing that mattered more than any of it was as a writer, to have a book. I assumed I lost that on top of everything else. I called my editor at Clarkson Potter. I said, "It's over. I'm not going to be a chef's wife anymore. I'm moving back to New York alone. I doubt I'll be cooking for anybody ever again."

 

She said, "Are you crazy? Write through the pain. First of all, as someone who cares about you, write through that pain. It will save you. Second of all, what a better story. Who needs another happy ending? What a better story that you went through this. You lived it. You survived. You lived to tell about it. At some point, you will be able to laugh and celebrate the mistakes you made." She was right. That was what turned out to be the book. It was a totally different type of book in the end. It was much more of a memoir than a cookbook. I think part of the reason the minute the book came out I just left for Italy is that it was a really intimate story to tell and very, very hard to retell over and over. I was very much heartbroken and thirty-four and starting to really become scared about my future and wondering if I had really fucked things up for the long term. The last thing I wanted to do was keep retelling this story of immense pain and regret. I did some press. I did what I could because I was very proud of the book, but I mostly wanted to literally turn the page. That's why I moved to Italy and started a whole new trajectory of messed up relationships and difficult men and just romantic disasters that I couldn't seem to escape. Luckily, there's going to be a second book to talk about.

 

Zibby: Wait, can I just ask a PS to Apron Anxiety, are you still in touch with the chef? Do you have a relationship with him now?

 

Alyssa: No, not really at all. This is not just some cheap line. I only have beautiful, warm, loving feelings for him. Number one, he let me write that book with no drama. I remember the editor and the lawyer saying, "We have to send this book to him to approve every single page." I wanted that too. I wanted to make sure he was comfortable with it. Within half a day, he wrote back, "You write whatever you want. I support you." He was so kind and generous. I loved him for a long time. Then I stopped loving him. We moved on. I think he had a child right around when I had my first child. At the time, the thought of that, your ex having a baby with somebody else who they're madly in love with sounds like, how would you ever deal with that? At the time, I was nothing but joyful for him and psyched for the two of us. We did it. We found our happy places. We found our people. We found our babies. It's all good. No, I don't really know anything about him. I'm not one of those people that googles her exes. I think that is so toxic. I don't want to know. He kind of has a public name, so every now and then people will be like, I heard he is opening in -- I don't want to know. I don't. Nothing good comes from that. Why? So I can miss him a little bit? So I can cry a little tear? I don't want it. I don't know what he's up to. We're not in touch, but I love him and I hope all good things.

 

Zibby: Aw, that's amazing. I did find myself sometimes rooting for you guys to make it work knowing that it was almost impossible. I knew it didn't because I've read your more recent stuff. You know how you can suspend disbelief when you're reading? I'm like, maybe. I don't know. Who knows?

 

Alyssa: I know. Then you just tell yourself what you need to at the end of books so that you can sleep at night. That happened with Normal People. I was like, oh, they took a year -- I assume you read it or at least saw the show.

 

Zibby: I saw the show.

 

Alyssa: They took a year or two off, but they totally found each other in the end and they're totally together. I had to tell myself that just to be able to put the book away.

 

Zibby: So you went to Italy. You were a single mom for a while. Then you fell in love. Now you have another child with someone you call your baby daddy and your partner and whatever else.

 

Alyssa: God, I really need to rebrand the term for whatever we are. I know a lot of non-married couple also don't know how to deal with this. I'll rewind. I went to Italy. I fell in love with literally the first human being I spoke to. We were inseparable for the next year. I was like, okay, this is how my story ends. This is interesting. I have a Brooklyn/Roman life. We go back and forth. I became a travel writer for Condé Nast Traveller. I was the Rome correspondent. The optics of it were very, very glamorous, but he was very dark. I clearly have a type. He was a little bit dark and brooding, super sexy. He, after a year together, told me that he wanted to ride off on his motorcycle through India smoking hash in yurts alone.

 

Zibby: Ugh.

 

Alyssa: I know. Ugh. That's exactly -- and I didn't see it coming. I moved back to New York the next day. By then, I was romantically dead. I was just dead. It was like, how many heartbreaks can one person go through before they are officially broken? I was a little bit broken. My inner spirit was not herself. I didn't know what to do. I let myself be sad for a few months, but it’s really not my style. I can't stay sad for long. I rose above. I remember one night I looked in the mirror in my little Ditmas Park apartment in Brooklyn. I was crying. I said, what do you want, Alyssa? What is it? What will make you happy? You are capable of anything. You can handle anything. What do you want? The answer was motherhood. I was like, okay, I'm doing this. I'm going to be a mom. I've always wanted to be a mom. It wasn't like an aha. It was like, it is time. By then, I was thirty-seven. I knew -- and not all women know this. I can only speak for myself. I knew I wasn't going to have a happy life if I didn't have kids. That was just my truth.

 

I only knew one other person who was having a baby on her own. That's a mutual friend, Amanda. She was a little ahead of me. I've quoted her in stories. She knows that she's sort of the hero of this story. I did exactly what she told me to do. She knows her shit. She knew the best doctors. She knew the best sperm bank. She's so cool. I really relied on her to get me through this. I'm telling you, Zibby, from the minute I made that decision, I'm going to have a baby on my own, I've never felt scared. I was never nervous. It felt so right and so natural and so obvious. What took me so long? It worked. I got pregnant quite easily. I chose a sperm donor who I knew the minute I saw his profile that he was the one. I had my daughter, Hazel. While I was pregnant, I dated a little bit because why not? I felt sexy. My boobs were amazing. I felt more alive than I ever had. I stopped dating, obviously, when it became uncomfortable to button my little wrap dresses and stuff. I had a little bit of a romance while I was pregnant which was nice because I had a person to call after my appointments. It was a magical time.

 

Then I had my daughter. I should say I wasn't totally alone. I have an incredibly supportive family. We all live nearby. I had an emergency c-section. My dad was there with me. He was the first person to hold my daughter. It was a beautiful lovefest. I never felt bad for myself. I never worried about how I would pull it off. I don't have a lot of money. I don't come from a lot of money. A lot of people were concerned, how would I support a child? I knew it would work out. It did. A few months after I had Hazel, I was bored. I was nursing around the clock. I had watched every show. I had binged every housewife. I had nothing left to do at three o'clock in the morning, so I joined Tinder. I put in my profile, single mom with a very uncomplicated situation. In other words, no crazy ex. It was weird to have a five-month-old. I had to sort of explain, but I didn't say too much. I just said it's all good. I got a good situation here. I'm single. I kind of just want somebody to have a glass of wine with. I was not looking for a husband. I was not looking for a father for my daughter. I just wanted a little bit of flirtation. One of the first people I met was this guy Sam. He said he was from Maine. He was a documentary filmmaker and all the things that always lured me in, the sexy, artsy thing.

 

I could tell within a minute of talking to him he was more than that. He was a family man. He came from a big family. He was grounded. He was stable and steady, all of those missing pieces from before. We had a first date. My mom watched my daughter. We had bloody marys at Vinegar Hill House. Hazel came with us on every single date from that point on. We became a family really quickly. It's a fairytale. It really is a fairytale. He's wonderful. She said daddy before she said mommy. We just had another baby together. I'm forty-two. I just had a second baby. It wasn't that hard. It's a lot of miraculous, hopeful things. I do often hear, it all worked out. It did, but also, we would've been okay. I don't really love the message that we needed a man for it to all work out. It worked out the minute I had a healthy baby. It's a beautiful story, but it's not a beautiful story just because we found the prince charming. That's just a nice handsome cherry on top. That's the story. It didn't come without a lot of pain and a lot of hard choices. I tell my stories and I always cry because they're beautiful stories, but there was so much heartbreak and so much struggle that went into this. There will be more heartbreak. There will be more struggle for all of us. That's what it is to be alive. That's why I can't wait to write this next book. I have so much to say about this stuff.

 

Zibby: Wait, so tell me about your next book. Congratulations on your book deal. It's so exciting. Tell everybody the name and what it's about and all the rest of it.

 

Alyssa: I'm so glad I can announce it on your podcast.

 

Zibby: Yay!

 

Alyssa: It just happened like a second ago. We're calling it This Might Be Too Personal. It's a series of essays on my own private stories of love and pain as tied to my career as a love, sex, and celebrity writer. So many of my relationships and hardships happened because of where I was with work or my career or my ambition or my successes or my failure, and mostly my failures. [laughs] It's all in there together sort of like Maybe You Should Talk to Someone, which I'm listening to right now and loving. They're personal stories, but in relation to my really unique work life. I'm so excited to do it. There's nothing I'm not going to talk about. I'm scared, but I'm really excited.

 

Zibby: I can't wait. Before, you were saying you have high hopes it's going to be a masterpiece, which is the greatest thing to hear from a writer. I love it. No doubt it's going to be amazing. I cannot wait.

 

Alyssa: I don't suffer from that. I'm not one of those neurotic self-hating writers.

 

Zibby: Thank goodness.

 

Alyssa: I think I'm a great writer. [laughs]

 

Zibby: That's it. Own it. Why not? It's awesome. Your recent articles in The New York Times have been so amazing. I particularly appreciated your article when you let every married couple off the hook from having sex in the pandemic. That was very kind of you. Thanks for that. [laughs]

 

Alyssa: I was really surprised that so many people were like, thank you so much. I'm like, isn't this what you talk about with your friends? All we talk about is how we don't want to have sex. It's like, hi, did you want to get a latte? Did you have to have sex last night? That's it. Like I said in the story, we will all get our sex lives back, but oh god, not now.

 

Zibby: [laughs] Oh, my gosh. I am so excited to have gotten this sneak peek of your new book. I loved all your articles, being a single mom and then how you just told it now and how you wrote about in The Times and your recent article in The Times and your book and all your other zillion articles and essays and everything. You're a fantastic writer. I love that you just share your voice so openly. You are who you are. It's refreshing and awesome. I am so rooting for you at every step, as I was just even reading the book, just holding my breath and rooting for you. Now I feel this sense of ridiculous pride even though I just am meeting you having gone through your memoir to see where you are now and all you've been through. I can't wait to keep following you. It's amazing.

 

Alyssa: Seriously, it's super meaningful to talk about the new book with you for the first time because I feel really safe with you and really close to you through our mutual friends. I think that you're awesome. I think you are so good for women and writers. I'm lucky you're part of my tribe.

 

Zibby: Aw. Anything I can do to help with this new book. I mean it. I know it's going to be amazing, just like you do. I still think we should try to resurrect Apron Anxiety and get it back out there and not let it just sit undiscovered because it's so good. I'm in your corner. I'm glad we connected.

 

Alyssa: Thank you. Good luck with everything you guys are going through.

 

Zibby: Thank you. You too. Bye.

 

Alyssa: Big kiss. Bye.

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Michele Harper, THE BEAUTY IN BREAKING

Zibby Owens: Hi.

 

Dr. Michele Harper: Hi. How are you? Good, it worked.

 

Zibby: Sorry, am I late?

 

Michele: No, it's fine. I just wanted to make sure I was in the right place.

 

Zibby: You're in the right place. I was early. Then my daughter just -- now she's bleeding. Anyway, she's fine.

 

Michele: Oh, no.

 

Zibby: I was early. I was ready. Then she came in. She scraped it on some staple. It's always something. How are you? Thank you for your direct message. That was so nice of you. Thank you.

 

Michele: I'm sorry.

 

Zibby: I wish you were our doctor. Oh, my gosh, anyway, this podcast is very casual, informal. I want to just get to know you even more than I was able to get to know you through your book and read a few quotes from your book and all that good stuff. It should take about a half an hour. Enjoy. Relax.

 

Michele: It's audio, right? I didn't dress up for this.

 

Zibby: Sometimes we do like a minute clip. I don't have to if you don't want me to. You look great.

 

Michele: Oh, I didn't know that. Damn it, sorry.

 

Zibby: No, it's okay. We've been doing more just to help promote the episode, like a clip on social or something like that. If you don't want me to, I won't do it.

 

Michele: I guess whatever you want. I just feel badly. I totally would've gotten dressed.

 

Zibby: You look amazing. Who gets dressed up these days? It's up to you. You can think about it and we can talk. I could show you the clip before we post it and you tell me if you want us to or not.

 

Michele: Okay, thank you.

 

Zibby: Welcome, Michele. Can I call you Dr. Harper? I feel bad calling you Michele.

 

Michele: Whatever you want is fine.

 

Zibby: Welcome, Michele. Thank you so much for coming on "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books."

 

Michele: Thank you. Thank you for having me.

 

Zibby: I am so excited to discuss this beautiful memoir which was so good. Oh, my gosh, I just loved it. As soon as I started reading it, I was emailing your publicist. I have to talk to her. [laughs] It's so well-written and so great. Thank you for joining me. Would you mind telling listeners who don't know what The Beauty in Breaking is about, what your memoir's really about? Also, would made you write a memoir?

 

Michele: It is a memoir. It's about me and difficulties I overcame growing up in an abusive household with a batterer as a father. It's my journey to healing. It's also interwoven between patient stories. Each chapter is one or two patient's names. It explores their own journey to healing in their lives. The reason I wrote this was because, for me, I resonate more with the healing process and being a healer more than any specific title, so more than being a doctor specifically. I find that in the ER I can help potentially one patient at a time, one family at a time, maybe one community at a time, but with writing, so much more, people throughout the state, the country, the world. That appealed to me. I thought, this is another way for me to use a different platform to demonstrate our interconnectedness as human beings and support healing for people in other locations.

 

Zibby: That’s amazing. I'm really glad you did. I just wanted to start by reading this beautiful quote which sort of explains the naming of your book. You wrote, "From childhood to now, I have been broken many times. I suspect most people have. In practicing the Japanese art of kintsukuroi, one repairs broken pottery by filling in the cracks with gold, silver, or platinum. The choice to highlight the breaks with precious metals not only acknowledges them, but also pays tribute to the vessel that has been torn apart by the mutability of life. The previously broken object is considered more beautiful for its imperfections. In life too, even greater brilliance can be found after the mending." I loved that. I'm assuming this whole theory is how you named your book. Tell me about how this theory has played out in your life.

 

Michele: It's true. That's how I named the book. It resonates with me in life in general because I feel that part of the deal of being human is that there will be challenges. There just will in life. Then the question is, not will something painful or something that feels untoward or something that could wrench us apart, but how we meet that moment and how we come through it and how we are on the other side of it. I believe that in coming through it we can be stronger, more resilient. Then for me, of course, the most important thing is then we can contribute in a more powerful, meaningful way to life in general and help other people.

 

Zibby: Which is of course the most powerful thing you can do as a human being anyway. Perfect. One of the things you did in this book that was so interesting, which you just mentioned, is how you weave in all the different stories. You'll go from yoga class to gunshot wounds. We're all over the place here. You're sitting on the couch and then trying to get a tube down a baby's throat. I'm like, where are we here? What chapter am I on? [laughter] Do I have to be sitting forward on the edge of my seat, or can I relax in one of your chapters where you're doing your busy work at home? One of the things you mention is that when you're waiting for a patient to come into the ER, oftentimes you'll hear a story first. You don't want to get wrapped up in the story. You said the luxury of just being in the moment, of doing our job without getting tangled up in the story of the job is a luxury, really, but most of the time you hear what it is ahead of time. Tell me a little bit about this and knowing what it does when you know, when you hear it, when the EMS teams calls and says that such-and-such is on the way, how you prepare yourself for things like that. I feel like it sort of encapsulates things in life. It's all a metaphor. This whole book, I feel like, is a metaphor for everything bigger. Tell me about that, please.

 

Michele: It's true. If there's a potentially critical patient coming in, we'll get a notification often. They might say, baby with a seizure coming in, unresponsive, might need intubation, something along those lines. We'll get the rooms ready. If I'm the provider on who's going to get the case, I'll try and tidy up my other work so I can drop everything and go to this patient. The benefit is that we may be able to prepare. The downside is it can bias us. Maybe that's not at all what's coming in. It might not be an infant. It could be a trauma and not just a medical case. In some ways, it can lead us from being really prepared to take care of the patient because we might not consider aspects of the case that happen. You're right, that applies not only in the ER, but in life in general, and for me, to maintain an open mind and not get carried away with my biases that could influence my work. I speak about such a case, various examples, but one in particular. A patient came in. It said he had a hemorrhoid. He was fine. He was stable. I reviewed the vital signs. Then an alert came up on the board when I was reviewing the electronic record that he had been violent in the past. He had assaulted a female physician who was taking care of him, sexually assaulted her.

 

Of course, that made my blood boil, that in the act of this woman taking care of him, trying to save him from an infection that could've been life-threatening, that he chose to assault her in that moment. Then of course, my blood was boiling too because it was described in this just casual way. She put down her knife and walked away. Then a man finished the procedure. When I read his record, he was stable according to everything documented by the nurse. I was like, you know what, I'm going to make coffee. He can wait for me to make coffee. I'll stir in the sugar grain by grain and enjoy this terrible coffee that was sitting in the ER for probably eight hours. I came back. Maybe it was just a couple minutes later. I felt that he was fine to wait. Other patients might come in, and they shouldn't wait. When I saw the patient and examined him, I realized he wasn't coming in with a hemorrhoid at all and actually had an incarcerated hernia. It's a technical term, but it's a surgical emergency. He needed to go to the operating room.

 

I told that case because he is not a sympathetic character. What he did was awful. Also, it wasn't relevant to the moment of me seeing him. While he needed to be held accountable and while the hospital needed to be held accountable also to take care of their staff and not enable abuse of their staff, my job in that moment because I really didn't know him or what had happened was to deliver the best care possible. I wanted to show how it was important for me to hold myself accountable in that way as well. He did fine. I took care of him. Interestingly enough, the two surgeons who were on were also women and took care of him. I thought, did he think about that? I don't know he had grown since then. I don't know if he was in therapy. I don't know if anything had changed the course of his life or understanding. I wondered if he thought about that. I wondered if somehow that changed him. I knew that the only way that he or I or any of us would grow is if we were open and sensitive to the understanding in that moment. If I could have compassion for him and if he could have compassion enough for himself, then we could all be better for it.

 

Zibby: Wow. You also talk about, in the book, this ethics case, essentially, that comes in when you had a bunch of white policemen bring in a black man. They were trying against his will to get him to get all his -- they thought he had swallowed drugs. It was this whole big mess. Instead of insisting on the medical exam per the police, you, in your badass way that you have as I can tell from this book, just went in and calmly, you looked him in the eye and you asked him some questions. Then you told everybody, no, we cannot do this. You can't force somebody to do something against your will. Tell me a little more about that moment and what it's like just to have even the person that you trained sort of questioning you and all this systemic stuff that gets mixed in with medical care.

 

Michele: Yeah, constantly. The police wanted me to force this exam on him, which is unprofessional, unethical, and illegal because he was competent. I don't know if he swallowed drugs or not. It also didn't matter because he was competent and sober and didn't want to be examined. The right thing to do was to discharge him from the emergency department, which I did. Meanwhile, the person I was training, the resident, had called what she deemed a higher-authority, hospital ethics and legal department, to see if she could go around me to get this done anyway. The hospital said, no, you actually can't because she's right. If you do that, it would be illegal and that would be bad for everyone. She said, okay, they said you're right. Then she just went on with her business. What was very important for me in telling that was to show how, yes, as we're seeing now with the protests and movements for justices, that there are definitely issues with systemic racism in the police department. We also have their them in our own house, in the house of medicine, and demonstrating how we've been complicit and how it takes tremendous acts of courage to stand up against these institutions, but it can be done. In that one case, it was effective. We have to continue these movements if we want progress to happen. That was just one story. You're right. It happens all the time. It is exhausting. My hope is that in telling these stories it will empower other people to act as well.

 

Zibby: You also illustrated how you were passed over for a promotion that you completely deserved. The hospital, not only did not promote you to the job that you deserved, they left it open, which is the worst thing ever.

 

Michele: It gets worse. It gets worse than that. [laughs]

 

Zibby: Go on. Tell me.

 

Michele: I was the only one to apply for that position. My boss had called me. It was an administrative position in the hospital. He said, "I'm so sorry. You were super qualified." He told me point blank, "This hospital just never promotes women or people of color, and so they always leave. I hope you'll stay on with us. I hope you'll stay anyway." I did leave. You're right. I was the only applicant. They left it open. I found out shortly after my leaving they did hire someone for it. It was a white male nurse.

 

Zibby: What do you with all that? How do you process that feeling? I would be so pissed off. How do you just hand in your resignation and start a job somewhere else without that lingering?

 

Michele: It lingers in the way that I don't forget, clearly, because I put it in the book. [laughter]

 

Zibby: It figures. We're talking about it today.

 

Michele: Exactly. I process it because the only option for me is to move forward. I think about how to navigate these structural issues that we talked about, this structural sexism and racism, the list goes on, homophobia and rights for people who have different levels of physical ability. How does one process that? The only option for me is to keep moving forward. The way I tackle the system will vary depending on the circumstance. In that one instance, for example with the job, I decided it was best for me to just leave. They had already had a lawsuit. Clearly, it didn't really change much. One picks her battles. In this case, I figured I would leave, but my work would continue fighting for equality and justice. Part of that is speaking openly, shedding light on these issues, which can take tremendous risk. That's come up in interviews before. How are you doing this? What if there's backlash? It's true. There can be backlash. There's a place now for truth-tellers. Now in this time, it's more important than ever. I started writing this book years ago. If I had to estimate, maybe six years ago. I had no idea it would come out during a pandemic, after the Me Too movement had started, during Black Lives Matter. I had no idea. The personal risk I was anticipating was even greater. Now as it happens, this is the time it comes out, which has created a softer landing. I'm actually grateful because there's more of a space. People are a little more open to talk about it now and to act.

 

Zibby: Tell me about the six years of writing this book. Tell me about the moment when you said, you know what, I'm going to try this, I'm going to sit down, and you opened up your computer or whatever. What was that like?

 

Michele: These stories had been percolating since residency. It started where I would see patients, and their experiences would just stay with me. This is back in residency, so this is over fifteen years ago, fourteen years ago. I'm dating myself. They would just stay. I didn't know what I was going to do with it, but I know that I had to process them, tell them, and amplify these voices. Around six years ago, I said, okay, now it's time. I want to start writing. Since I work shifts, I couldn't make classes. I really wanted to enroll in literature class. I figured I'd work on my writing that way, but I couldn't. I found someone who could do some private instruction with writing. I said, you know what, if I'm going to pay for this and we're going to meet weekly, I might as well start. A couple weeks in I said, I should just start working on my book. That’ll be my personal project, to write my book. That's how it began. I just figured it out as I went along. Once I was done, I said, now I have a book. I guess I should try and do something with it. Met with a literary consultant, because I had no idea, who advised, "Yeah, I think it's good enough. You should try and get it traditionally published." Then I was rejected by agents for maybe a year and a half. Of course, it always happens this way. I was about to give up. Then my current agent took the book and believed. I'm so grateful that she believed. Then within a month, it sold at auction. Then I edited for another year, around eight months. Now we have a book. That was the process.

 

Zibby: Wow, what a journey. Oh, my gosh.

 

Michele: I had no idea. This is lifetimes. As an ER doctor, years and years, I'm like, I can save a life in three hours. This book took six years. [laughs]

 

Zibby: It's not for the faint of heart, to write [indiscernible/crosstalk] try to get it published. It's quite a road. That just goes to show, you just can't give up. I'm so glad you didn't. I bet those first slew of agents are just kicking themselves right now.

 

Michele: It's interesting. You're right. Another story I really like to tell is one -- most of the times, the rejection came in the form of silence. Some of the agents were so kind. They would write and they'd say, "This is a really great project. It's just not what I do. Someone else should represent this who can do it justice." Then one woman -- I wish I had kept the email. I was going through a difficult period of my life at one point. Then I thought the book also wouldn't work, so I didn't think to keep her email. I remember I was walking down the street and I heard from one agent in California. I figured I would never hear from her again because I think I wrote her maybe six months before. I get an email on my phone. I'm walking down the street because I was clearing my head. I like to take walking meditation walks.

 

I opened it up. I was kind of excited because it started as, "I'm so sorry. I meant to get back to you sooner." Then she continued to say, "But I wanted to make sure to write you to just let you know that we already have doctors writing." She proceeded to name three men. I had never heard of one of them and vaguely the other, and none of them from underrepresented groups of color. She's like, "We already have these doctors writing, so we don't need your book. I just wanted to let you know that." [laughs] That was the email. I was furious that this woman went out of her way and took her time to tell me to stop what I'm doing because my voice is not needed. I remember thinking, this is just fuel. Oh, I'm going to get it done. She's going to hear about this book. At this point, I'm sure she has. It's a sweet moment.

 

Zibby: You have to wrap up a copy and FedEx it to her door and be like, here it is. I'm terrible. That makes me sound spiteful and awful. You shouldn't do that. We should just joke about doing it, but don't actually do it.

 

Michele: I won't do it. Hopefully, she does remember and thinks twice before she tries to kill someone else's dream. That's my hope.

 

Zibby: That's also the challenge with almost not taking things personally in this literary craziness because they could just say, okay, medical books, check. Then they're not like, oh, this interesting new voice. It's like, that book is filled. Now we need a rockstar. Now we need an addiction novel. It's a challenge. Let's talk about divorce for a minute if you don't mind. I'm divorced. I'm always happy to talk about people who have gotten through divorce. Your parents got divorced. My parents got divorced. Let's get all divorced. [laughs]

 

Michele: Oh, I know.

 

Zibby: You wrote really beautifully about the future that wasn't, which is something that I think so many of us have to grapple with. You see your life, and not just with divorce honestly, but you just see your life going in a certain way with all of the things that that comes with. Then all of a sudden, you come to a screeching halt. Not just what's going on now stops, but all the things that were to follow also stop. Just talk to me a little about that and how that pervaded your life for a while and how you got over it or any of it.

 

Michele: The divorce, we were together -- this is funny. We met at the freshman ice cream mixer, that's what it was called, in college. We grew up together, really. Then before graduation from residency, I found out that the marriage was going to end. He said he couldn't be with me anymore, that I was on my life path. It seemed that I would be successful. I was graduating from residency and was going to be a doctor. His road was more challenging. He was interested in documentary film and pursuing the arts, which is a more difficult road. It's not linear. He said since I was doing well and he wasn't, he couldn't handle it, so we'd have to go our separate ways. In that moment when he said that, I feel that everyone can make their own decisions. I don't take hostages. If he couldn't be with me, then he couldn't. I knew it was over. I wish him the best. It was painful. I also knew that it was triggering something much more painful than had to do with him at all. I needed time to process that. What I really was grieving was this loss of a story I had for our future. I thought we would continue together. We would have kids. I focused on my career, finishing my career, so kids would happen later. I just took it for granted. We were going to be this fantastic chic couple. I was this doctor. He was a documentary film artist. We were going to have the coolest kids and the greatest life.

 

That's what I was grieving. Even deeper than that, being a person who grew up in a dysfunctional home where there was so much pain and suffering and trauma and violence, including physical violence, the relationship with my ex-husband was the healthiest relationship I had with a man. I wanted a healthy family. I wanted to bring that to the world. I grieved that more than any of it. The moment that I understood that, that I could heal from it, I let my ex-husband go, and quite peacefully so. I believe that I allowed myself to open up, as Joseph Campbell, I don't know if he was the only one to say it, but I let go of the life that I had and this idea of a life that didn't even exist to let myself open up to the life that was waiting for me. I didn't know what it was, but I knew that the only way for me to live with integrity was to be willing to accept what was happening and what was yet to come. That was a really important story for me to talk about because what I've found in my own life and working with patients and family members and friends is that we get so imprisoned by these stories in our mind. So much liberation comes from just letting them go and letting them be and living.

 

Zibby: That was awesome. I love that. What's the two-second, since the book ended, what's happened with you? Now I want the update. Now I'm invested. I'm going to stalk you. No, I'm kidding. [laughter] I feel like after you go through someone's whole life for a while, you need the PS. What's happened since? What's coming next? What's the rest for you?

 

Michele: I don't know. What's happened since is, honestly, it was a while to get the book out, and I worked on it tirelessly. Now the book is out. Now it's been a whirlwind. Literally, I work my shifts. When I'm not doing shifts, then I'm speaking to fun, interesting, cool people like you. It's actually a blast. So far, it's been like, every day I'm off, then I schedule time when I can eat dinner or maybe clean or something. That's really how it's been. Thinking about what's next on this literary path, some interesting conversations around film and TV. The moment I have time to consider it, I do want to think about future writing. I have an essay that should be coming out I'm super excited about soon. Books also, I want to think about. It's really interesting. I'm not going to say how I end the memoir for whoever hasn’t read it, but I do speak about what we've already talked about, how an important part for me in my spiritual path and life path is becoming comfortable with uncertainty and just not knowing. The true answer is, I don't know what's happening next. I have all these ideas about potential projects. Now I have to see which seeds take root first. It's fascinating for me because on my medical path, it was really easy. You do steps X, Y, Z. It takes you in this direction. If you want to go a different direction, you follow this path. This is different. I have no idea. Again, this is not linear. It's exciting. We'll see. I know it'll be interesting. That's actually the only thing I know.

 

Zibby: I'll just keep stalking you. You'll have to open your blinds one day and [indiscernible/laughter].

 

Michele: Right now, I'm in a high-rise. It'll be a little challenging.

 

Zibby: Like Spiderman. I'm kidding. I'll just follow you on Instagram. Then I'll leave you alone. Do you have any advice to aspiring authors?

 

Michele: Yes. That is the tenacity. That is just to write about what moves you. Write the story that has to be told. Write the story that is calling you. Then have bravery in doing it. One thing that I -- it's probably cliché. One thing that I experienced was, I worked with tremendous editors. I love my editor at the publisher. He's so wonderful. Even in working with him or my literary whisperer, there were times, maybe twenty percent of the time, when I said, nope, this is the way this part of the story has to be told. I can't give up this part of the story. This is the part I love. It's true to me. Eighty percent of what you said is completely correct. I am a better human for it. This is a better book for it. But this twenty percent's got to stay. It always worked out well that way. I feel like we both won when we did that. I would say know what is true for you. Stick by it. Just keep going. Don't give up because there are people who will try and tell you your voice isn't needed. I am here to tell you, especially women, people of color, other people who are traditionally silenced, we specifically need your voices. Please keep going.

 

Zibby: Amazing. Thank you. Thank you so much, Michele or Dr. Harper, [indiscernible/laughter].

 

Michele: Thank you. It's wonderful hanging out with you.

 

Zibby: You too. Let's do it again. Anytime you're around. I'll be on the couch.

 

Michele: [laughs] I'm going to have to remember, every time now I have Zoom, I am dressing appropriately because you never know.

 

Zibby: You look great. I don't know what you're talking about. It's not like you're in your jammies or anything. Stop it. Sometimes I literally wear my pajamas and do these interviews. I'm like, well, they're sweatpants, so nobody knows. Now that's the problem. My sleepwear has become so similar to my day wear. I don't know if it's day or night. All to say, I can't see your full ensemble, but from this angle you look great.

 

Michele: Thank you. I'm about to do yoga. It's yoga clothes. Thank you. Thank you so much.

 

Zibby: Thank you so much. Have a great day.

 

Michele: You too.

 

Zibby: Buh-bye.

 

Michele: Bye.

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Samantha Irby, WOW, NO THANK YOU

Samantha Irby, WOW, NO THANK YOU

Samantha: People will always ask, how can you be so open with your terrible inner monologue? My inner monologue is always everything I'm doing wrong and getting wrong and saying wrong and looking wrong. I'm like, I have to say it because I have to believe that there's someone else who feels the exact same way. You know when people are like, I'm really good at stuff? I'm just like, man, I'm not. I got to speak to people who are bad at stuff and get stuff wrong because that feeling of seeing each other, that's how we all are going to survive, is just knowing that there's someone else who vomited in the middle of dinner and couldn't get up in time. Knowing that there's at least one other person who's making these mistakes makes you feel better.

Laura Lippman, MY LIFE AS A VILLAINESS

Laura Lippman, MY LIFE AS A VILLAINESS

Laura: At one point, this would’ve been late in 2018, I was up late at night. My husband was away on business. I'd had a couple of glasses of wine. I saw that there was a section on the Longreads site, which both curates and commissions long pieces, about aging. I thought, I have a story about aging that I've never read. It's about being the oldest mom always. I was fifty-one when my daughter was born. I have no contenders. I remember there was a mom in my neighborhood who said, "I used to be the oldest mom before you showed up." She's ten years younger than I am. I pitched this to Sari Botton at Longreads. It took me four months to write it. Then when I did, it kind of changed everything. It got a huge response. Sari asked me to write more pieces. The next piece I wrote was about body positivity. At that point, my longtime editor, I worked with the same editor for my novels for my entire career, we went to lunch with my agent. She said, "Do you think you have a book of essays in you?" I said that thing that you should never say. How hard could it be? [laughter] I'll never say that again, but I did. I think there were seven essays that had been published before in the book, one of which had been written and never been published. That was the title essay, "My Life as a Villainess." Then I generated seven new essays over last summer and last fall. That became this book.

Capricia Penavic Marshall, PROTOCOL

Capricia Penavic Marshall, PROTOCOL

Capricia: It was actually a lesson that I learned from both presidents, Clinton and Obama. They are the two most empathetic people that I've ever met in my entire life. They understood that the importance of leadership was not derived from being strong and decisive. Yes, they are that because they are the president of the United States and leader of the free world. It's from putting themselves into the position of the person they're speaking with, the person that they're helping, the group that is lost, and by drawing upon empathy. In particular today where people are feeling confused, uncertain, we have this whole new dialogue, these discussions, sometimes hard discussions, on race, how can we learn more about one another? What did I think I knew but perhaps I didn't quite know? By engaging in this discussion and learning more about you, boy, I'm going to become a better person. I certainly am going to know more about the topic. Figuring out ways to create those bridges of understanding, it's really important. The two of them, that was one lesson that they really taught me in abundance.

Nefertiti Austin, MOTHERHOOD SO WHITE

Nefertiti Austin, MOTHERHOOD SO WHITE

Nefertiti: The funny thing is I'm such a free spirit. Every time my family expects me to go left, I go right. I don't know why they were so surprised. Basically, culturally, we tend to take children we know. We look within. We start with nieces and nephews and grandchildren. If there aren't any children who are in need in those spaces, then often you see a lot of that within churches, with the neighborhood. It's really giving families an opportunity to maintain a unit even if the parents maybe lives down the street or maybe they're not blood related but there is some type of connection. I didn't have that option within my family and because I wanted to adopt. I really had no choice but to go outside my family. The question I still get when I share that my children are adopted, from black people, especially older black people, "Do you know their people?" That's always the first question. "Do you know them? Do you know their people?" Somehow, that makes it easier. People understand that. Oh, okay, this is someone you knew. Okay, we understand that. Whenever I say, "No, I don't know their people. I went the foster care route," I got quite a few double takes. Largely, it's because children in the foster care system are negatively stigmatized. They have a really, really bad reputation, especially in the press. They're kind of written off as the lowest of the low, leftover children, rejects. That couldn't be further from the truth. I just ignored all of that and did it anyway.

Christie Pearce Rampone & Dr. Kristine Keane, BE ALL IN

Christie Pearce Rampone & Dr. Kristine Keane, BE ALL IN

Christie: It's ultimately trying to have a better relationship with your child through sports. The bottom line is we just get so caught up sometimes in the wins and losses or how they're individually performing. It's their journey. You're just the partner in it. You're just there to help them navigate those tough times. Keep the communication alive and just make sure that you have the same values and the trust between each other so that they can go out there and be the best kid that they can be and having the most confidence that they can have. They're going to lose confidence, but you're there to help pick them up and make them continue on and let them know that this is just part of life. Life's a rollercoaster. You're going to have some ups and downs. It's how we react and respond to it. We found through all of our research and talking that parents and kids are kind of battling over sports rather than just enjoying it, embracing it together.

Tracy Tutor, FEAR IS JUST A FOUR-LETTER WORD

Tracy Tutor, FEAR IS JUST A FOUR-LETTER WORD

Tracy: I do believe in being able to walk into a room and be a chameleon so long as you have the understanding of who you are intimately because you cannot be a chameleon if you don't know yourself and you haven't accepted who you are and you haven't been able to show who you are to everybody else and be completely authentic. Once you have the first piece, then you can start becoming a chameleon again because you can come back to yourself. That's a fine line. A lot of people think they know themselves, but they're not really a hundred percent being honest with who they are. Once you start being a chameleon, people are going to read that the way wrong. That can be super ineffective.

Dr. Jill Biden, WHERE THE LIGHT ENTERS

Zibby Owens: I did an Instagram Live with Jill Biden this week, which was so amazing. I hope that you all really enjoy this episode because I had the best time getting to know her. Jill Biden is a community college professor and served as Second Lady of the United States from 2009 to 2017. For those of you who have picked on who she is, she's Joe Biden's wife and perhaps will be the next first lady. We'll see what happens. During the Obama-Biden administration, she advocated for military families, community colleges, the fight against cancer, and the education of women and girls around the world. She continues this work today through the Biden Foundation, the Biden Cancer Initiative, and the Beau Biden Foundation for the Protection of Children. Dr. Biden is married to former Vice President Joe Biden. Her book is called Where the Light Enters: Building a Family, Discovering Myself. It's a memoir, a New York Times best seller, and just came out in paperback. Definitely read it. I read it. I half read it and half listened to the audiobook of it. I interchanged them. That was also really neat because she reads it herself. Enjoy.

 

Hi.

 

Jill Biden: Hi. Hello. We are in the middle of a gigantic storm. We've had a tornado watch all weekend. We've lost our power. All morning, we lost our power three times. That's why we're a little bit late.

 

Zibby: Oh, my gosh, don't worry. We have a tornado warning here too. I'm like, don't go out at one o'clock. I can't lose my Wi-Fi. [laughs]

 

Jill: Where are you? In DC or in New York?

 

Zibby: We're out on Long Island in New York.

 

Jill: Gosh, yeah, it's crazy.

 

Zibby: How about you? Where are you today?

 

Jill: Delaware, at our Wilmington home.

 

Zibby: Thanks so much for taking the time. Congratulations on your paperback release. Do you see I'm wearing your matching sweater today?

 

Jill: Oh, yes. I should've worn it. We could've been twins.

 

Zibby: Could've been twins. This is such an amazing book. What a story. What a life you have led. It's truly remarkable. You can just tell how, this sounds so trite, but you're such a good person. It comes through in every story that you tell. It's just so nice to get to know you now in person as well, or this way. [laughs]

 

Jill: It's nice to meet you. Thanks for doing this.

 

Zibby: Of course. So much to discuss. First, I just wanted to hear a little more about how much you love being a teacher. That's one of the things that came through so clear in the book. You wrote, "I realized early on that teaching was more than a job for me. It goes much deeper than that. Being a teacher is not what I do, but who I am." Tell me a little about your love of teaching. What about it gets you so fired up?

 

Jill: I've been teaching, I think this is year thirty-six. It's my career. It's what I love doing. My grandmother was a teacher. For me, it's this sense of community that I feel in my classroom. They're like a family to me. I try to create that. That first week of school, I get to know everybody's names. I have them get to know one another. I teach writing. Writing is so personal that I think that they have to feel that they know somebody else in the classroom to read what they’ve written. They have to know their stories. Writing creates a vulnerability. I get to know my students really well. I hear from my students all the time. They're texting me and emailing me even though we're not back in school yet this semester. I have to tell you, Zibby, I'm taking certification so that I can teach online should I become first lady.

 

Zibby: That's exciting.

 

Jill: That's my dream. I did that all the eight years that I was second lady. I loved every minute of it. We made it work. I'm hoping we can make it work again.

 

Zibby: Would the online component be because schools might not open or because the first lady can't teach in a public place? What would the impetus be?

 

Jill: We're in such a precarious time right now. Every day, my phone is going crazy with my friends, and my friends who are teachers saying, "What should we do? What should we do?" We have to listen to the scientists and the doctors. When they tell us it's safe to go back, then I think that's okay to go back. Right now, the public schools, a lot of them don't have the funding. Maybe they don't have extra masks. You know yourself, kids forget everything. You know that they're going to forget their mask. We need to have a supply of masks in every classroom. We need to socially distance. You know how many kids are in a classroom, twenty-five to thirty-five. It's hard to do that, to move these desks and then address all the students' needs. That's the big thing. We're in August and school is about to start. I think that's the thing on everybody's mind. What do we do?

 

Zibby: This is literally all I talk about. [laughs]

 

Jill: There we go. See?

 

Zibby: I have four kids. They're at three different schools. They all have different plans. I don't know what I agree with, what I don't. It's so hard. Every parent has to not only listen to the national advice, but the actual individual school advice, and then listen to your heart. It is so hard. This is a tough time, and for teacher too, educators as well.

 

Jill: I agree. That's why I say I'm hearing from a lot of teachers who are saying, gosh, we think right now, unless the doctors say it's okay to go back, should we really go back? Then we have to go back into our own homes and take care of our family. There are a lot of decisions. That's why leadership is so important to know what to do, to give us advice, and tell us the path to follow, somebody we trust.

 

Zibby: Somebody in the comments is saying that you should be the secretary of education.

 

Jill: [laughs] Oh, no.

 

Zibby: Perhaps VP. I hear it's still an open slot at this point.

 

Jill: Nope. I love the classroom. That's where I want to be.

 

Zibby: Okay, fine. You wrote so beautifully in the book about parenting your way through uncertainty and through sorrow. I feel like uncertainty in particular at this time is what basically everybody is going through in every which way. You said, "Parents are supposed to be the ones with the answers, the ones who can tell you that everything is going to be okay. But how do you make your children believe that things will work out when you aren't so sure that they will, when you have no answers, only sadness and confusion?" Where have you come out on this? What are we supposed to do? What do you think about it?

 

Jill: My mother was always so strong for me, always. I always went to her with whatever problem I had or if I was trying to sort things out. She always gave me such great advice. I depended so much on her. My mother was such a great role model for me that I want to be that for my children. I try very hard to take the lessons from her book and be strong and try to be resilient and try to just love them, just love them through the tough times. I think that’s the role of a good mom.

 

Zibby: Another thing that came through in your book is, just buy a lot of candles to decorate your table. Clearly, I want to go to your Thanksgiving and your dinners.

 

Jill: Yes, come. [laughter]

 

Zibby: You would probably say that because you have such an open-door policy. The importance of the small rituals too and all the traditions of family was something that came up over and over and how little things like having a catalog in the backseat of the car driving to Nantucket, sometimes the sum total of all these traditions make up a family, right?

 

Jill: Yes. Don't kids love that? They love the things that you do over and over again year after year. At Easter, I get the clear jars and I fill them with jellybeans. Then I put the candles in the jellybeans and I put them down the table, or just things that they always look forward to. Even if they're a little bit corny, the kids still love them. I don't know about you, I still do stockings at Christmas. They still love the really funny stuff, the candy bars you stick in. We have a tradition where we always stick an orange, my grandmom did this, always stick an orange in the toe. The kids kind of laugh at it, but if I didn't have that orange in there, they would be the first ones to tell me. I think kids just love that kind of -- I think it provides structure. It provides comfort, the things that they're used to.

 

Zibby: I totally agree, yes, when everything around you changes even down to the stores in your neighborhood. Everything is changing.

 

Jill: Give me an example of something you do for your kids.

 

Zibby: We always do birthday breakfasts which is something that my parents used to do for me. In fact, my husband is like, "What's up with everybody eating cake for breakfast?" [laughs] I'm like, I don't know.

 

Jill: I love that.

 

Zibby: We always do that. We have a cake at breakfast. I decorate the whole kitchen. I have all the gifts waiting. When you come down in the morning, it's a whole big thing. There's a banner. In fact, in the next room, they're so into these celebrations now with so little else that goes on these days that we're celebrating the end of their pretend camp, which was just one friend each. We have a cake. My son now has put party hats all over the table. After this, we're going to have a celebration for that. I should support the paper goods industry. I should invest or something.

 

Jill: It's funny because today is Natalie's sixteenth birthday. She's Beau's oldest. Every year, I have a pool party for her. Of course, Joe and I had to stay away. She brought some friends over and they went swimming. I do the same thing. We have cake. We have balloons. It doesn't matter if your kids are sixteen or they're thirty-six. If you don't have those balloons, they're so disappointed. [laughs] I love that. I love that birthday cake idea because what difference does it make if they -- that's one of the beauties of being a grandmother, is when they come over and I have dessert for dinner. I say, I don't care, eat your dessert first. What do I care? They're going to eat all the dinner anyway, so what difference does the order make? That's the beauty of being a grandmother. I don't think I'd ever do that as a mother.

 

Zibby: I feel like this pandemic has made me act more like a grandmother to my own kids. Rules that were so strict, now I'm like, I don't know, is it a big deal?

 

Jill: Yeah. You have to be fun and creative because it's tough for them. This pandemic is really tough for our kids. They don't really understand a lot about it. Everything is upside down. It's really tough on them.

 

Zibby: Absolutely. How do you maintain this sense of closeness and family and tradition while your life is also on such a public stage? You're out there everywhere. Your husband is out there everywhere. How do you come back? What do you do at night to stay normal? Do you sit around and watch TV? How do you go back and forth from such a public to the private?

 

Jill: You have to make your family and your private life, you have to maintain that. You have to make it a priority. When I'm at school, my head's at school. When I'm doing something as second lady, my head was totally there. You have to be very conscious as a mom to make sure that you do all the things that your kids expect, calling them or sending a card or sending a quote. I sent a quote to Natalie this morning. Walt Whitman said that some people are full of sunshine to the very last inch. I said, "Natalie, that's you. That's who you are." It is who she is. That's who her dad was. That's who my son Beau was. I wanted to send that to her. She sent me back a very sweet email. You have to make time. You have to really think about it. You can't just let time go by or a day go by. You have to be vigilant at being a good mom and a grandmom, right? Not that you're a grandmom, but being a good mom, you have to be conscious about it.

 

Zibby: It's true. Oh, my gosh, honestly, my heart broke when you wrote about losing Beau and just how open, authentic, honest, I'm so sorry that you've gone through this. Your whole family's loss, my heart just breaks for you. The way you wrote about it in the book and that there is nothing you can say, you're like, I don't have the words for this. All I can say is, to other people that have been through it, that you're not alone. Sometimes that is all you can say. It was just absolutely beautiful and so heartbreaking. I just wanted to extend my --

 

Jill: -- You know what, Zibby, I really feel that because you love your children so much, I think you know or you can imagine how painful it is to lose a child. You can't even let your mind go there. You can't even let your head go there. The thing that I found that Joe and I did was we tried to find purpose. After we were in the administration, we started the Biden Cancer Initiative because every American family is going through -- many American families, most have someone who is experiencing cancer. It's so tough to go through it. I went through it with my mother, my sister had a stem cell transplant, and then Beau. I can't even tell you how many people that I connect with weekly, a lot of people who have gone through the same thing. I have to tell them, you just have to find purpose to be able to go on. You have to make something of the life that you've lost, and in Beau's case, brain cancer. I'll keep going. I'll keep going with this no matter what happens in our future. I will still be in the fight against cancer.

 

Zibby: It's just so awful. I'm so sorry. In fact, one of the things that really struck me in your book too was how you talked about your requirement, essentially, to compartmentalize and how you had to just put it aside. I felt like that resonated so much because everybody has to do that to some degree or another, not necessarily through the awful things that you've been through, but even something smaller that's really on their minds. Yet you have to do it. Your point in particular was, "I wasn't disingenuous when I smiled at rallies or campaign stops. I just had to teach myself to forget for a little while the parts of me that were hurting. So many us, public figures or not, have to learn how to lead these double lives. Work doesn't stop because your father is sick. Deadlines don't go away because your friend is dying. We never know what's behind someone's smile, what hardships they are balancing with their day-to-day responsibilities."

 

Jill: That's so true.

 

Zibby: Tell me about your ability to compartmentalize and how we all do this, how we all can just step it up when we have to. How can people do it when they're feeling so lousy?

 

Jill: As moms, you have to do that. In my professional life, I had to walk into that classroom every single day, a smile on my face, because as you walk into the classroom, that instant that I walk in there, that's so important. It sets the tone for the class. If I walked in and I was upset or grouchy, that would permeate. Every day, I would walk in positive and with a smile on my face knowing that my students were going through some pretty tough times. I teach a lot of refugees. I teach a lot of immigrants. A lot of my students are in the United States by themselves because they’ve lost their entire families due to wars or circumstances in other countries. I had to be there for them. Like I said, my classroom is my sense of community. I owe them that as a professional, as a friend, as their teacher. As a professional, I think I owe them that.

 

Zibby: It goes back to your saying you have to have a purpose. This whole sense of purpose and doing things for others and just making it all matter requires that level of stepping it up to such a degree, oh, my gosh. Writing a book, is this something that -- I know you've written children's books as well. Is a memoir something that you always thought you would do? Has it been in the back of your mind? Did you ever write a novel? Tell me about writing.

 

Jill: After we were in the administration, I met so many amazing people and did so many amazing things that I thought, I have to write about that because I have to tell these stories. When I talked to publisher and presented the book, they said, "No, we don't want that. We want a book that only you can write," and so they said, "Tell us about your family." There's so many blended families now. That's what I decided that only I could write about, how I married Joe and he had two children and how I became a mother to Beau and Hunter, and then later on we had our daughter Ashley, and how I used my own family as a roadmap to sort of navigate what I valued in my growing up to guide me to being a mother, an instant mother by the way, an instant mother to two little boys. I grew up with four sisters. I was so used to girls and fighting over makeup and who has the comb and the hairbrush, all the things girls do. Boys were totally different for me. I write in the book about the snake story where the kids came in -- I'll never forget it. "Mom, mom! Come here, come here!" I go running down the steps. They're holding this net. I look in the net, and it's a snake. I screamed and I ran back upstairs. They were so proud that they had caught this snake. They wanted to show it to me, those sort of things that I really had to get used to as a new mother. There were a lot of fun, fun stories. I don't know if you have boys or girls.

 

Zibby: I have two of each.

 

Jill: Then do you think boys and girls, raising them is a lot different?

 

Zibby: I feel like just all my kids are so different even within the genders. Yes, there are some things that are just so -- yeah. [laughs]

 

Jill: It's just funny and different. They were a lot of fun, raising them. I went through some really interesting times.

 

Zibby: I'm sure you could've written many more books just about that. Is it something that you would want to do again? Would you want to write about what it's like to be on the campaign trail? Would you want to write more about being a grandmother? I could just see you doing so many books because your voice is so amazing.

 

Jill: I love writing. I journal every day, most days. That's what I suggest to people that I meet, to my students, to other friends because we are in such a different time in this pandemic. I try to tell my grandchildren I want them to journal because I never want them to forget what they went through during this time, in good ways and in bad times. Write reflections of, how did you feel? How did this pandemic change you? How did it change your view of the world? What do you want to see in the future because of having been through this pandemic? I hope your kids are. They don't even have to write it. If they want to do it through art, some of my grandchildren are very artistic, or they want to do a video and record it, but I don't think we should lose the essence of this experience. Even though this illness is so horrible, I think we have to think of ourselves and what we went through and how it changed us as who we are or who we were.

 

Zibby: I think my daughter is chronicling this through TikTok, which might now go away. I think we need some different outlets. Do you have any advice to aspiring authors, aside from journaling of course?

 

Jill: I say write from your heart. I read so many memoirs. When I finished a lot of them, I thought, I don't really know that person. When I thought about writing my own memoir, I thought, my readers are going to expect me to expose my heart and get to know me for the woman I am. I hope that came through in the book because I didn't want it to be superficial. I wanted people to get to know me. I just wrote my children's book, Joey, about my husband. I'd love to write another book because look what we're going through. There's so many things happening in the world right now, just so many things that are challenging yet interesting, sad yet you find joy. You feel joy, so much more than you ever allowed yourself to feel it before because we've seen such loss. I'm writing every day, so who knows?

 

Zibby: Who knows? You might have a much bigger thing on your plate.

 

Jill: Maybe. Hopefully.

 

Zibby: Thank you so much. Thank you for coming on my show. Thank you for giving me an opportunity to wear this sweater again. [laughs] No, I'm kidding. Seriously, I read a lot of memoirs too and this is really one of my favorites because of just what you're saying. It was so open. You're just the way that you seem from the book, talking to you one on one. That's just amazing. That's all we have, is being who we are. It sounds so stupid, but anyway.

 

Jill: That's right. I've loved getting to know you. Thanks for doing this.

 

Zibby: You too. Thank you so much.

 

Jill: Thanks. Take care.

 

Zibby: Buh-bye.

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André Leon Talley, THE CHIFFON TRENCHES

André Leon Talley, THE CHIFFON TRENCHES

André: The painful experiences have been with me all my life. All of those experiences have been with me. They just came out because those things that I've kept bottled up in my brain, in my mind, for decades and decades -- this book was, in a way, a cleansing. It was so much a cleansing. I realize now that I've completed the book that it was a cleansing of the spirit and the soul. I feel very proud of it. It cleansed my soul. I had never spoken of my serial sexual abuse to anyone, no one in my family, no therapist, nothing. When I was growing up in the South, African American people of just modest means did not have therapists to go to. You couldn't go to your church because that was shaming. I just thought that I could not say that to anyone. I was the only child. I thought that whatever this was that had happened to me, if I told my grandmother, it would probably hurt her and she’d be very devastated, or I would be sent away to a reform school. I never talked about those things.

Sophie Heawood, THE HUNGOVER GAMES

Sophie Heawood, THE HUNGOVER GAMES

Sophie: I then had to learn to settle down. That's an awful dreary phase. The first person I ever learned to settle down or commit to was my own child. I suppose the book is the story of what happens. Everyone talks about growing up and calming down and settling down and then doing the kid thing. I had the kid and then had to work out, how the hell do I do the rest of it? Do I need to? What is calming down? Do you have to settle down? Why does a mother who has a child have to stop going to parties or stop going on dates? Can you commit to your child but also have that exciting private life? I think my book is an exploration of how that went.

Jodie Patterson, THE BOLD WORLD

Jodie Patterson, THE BOLD WORLD

Jodie: I have five children. One is trans. My third child identifies as a trans boy. That means when he was born, I assumed girl. I looked at the body. The doctors looked at the body. They said, "You have a girl." We named that child Penelope after grandma. Within the first year, there was all of this unrest in Penelope, and anger. By two and then two and a half, Penelope had become a bully. Penelope was pissed off, crying all the time, temper tantrums. I really couldn't figure it out. I was trying to do everything like change the diet, take out dairy, make everything vegan, read more stories, tell Penelope how much I loved Penelope, snuggle. Nothing worked until one day Penelope just said, "Mama, everyone thinks I'm a girl, and I'm not. I'm a boy." That is the impetus for my growth. So much weighs on this one kid, but as you know, a mom of multiples, your life is not one kid. It took me a minute to get out of the darkness of realizing that your kid is so different from anything you've ever imagined. That was pretty scary.

Bruce Feiler, LIFE IS IN THE TRANSITIONS

Bruce Feiler, LIFE IS IN THE TRANSITIONS

Bruce: We spent a year coding these stories for fifty-seven different variables, high point, low point, turning point. It quickly became apparent that what we had stumbled on was information about the number and pace and kinds of ways our lives are upended. Then we dug in to try to figure out, are there patterns, themes, takeaways that we can identify that can help people navigate these big life, I call them lifequakes as you know, these big life changes in a more systematic and helpful way using best practices that everybody else has, some of which they stumbled onto and some of which they do intentionally, ways of getting through these kinds of life changes?

Holly Martyn, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK?

Zibby Owens: Holly Martyn is the author of Would It Kill You to Put on Some Lipstick? She's a writer, storyteller, memoirist, mother, frequent flyer, and former Wall Street executive who shares her many adventures in life, travel, and dating.

 

Welcome, Holly. Thanks for coming on "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books."

 

Holly Martyn: Thanks for having me on, Zibby.

 

Zibby: We spoke about a month ago on my Instagram Live show, which was much fun. I loved talking to you then. I wanted to hear more from you now, so that's how we got here.

 

Holly: I know where our conversation kind of lit up the last time we spoke was when -- you're a divorced mom as well. Now you've remarried. We had started to get into some of the psychological aspects of being a single mom and being divorced and dating, which I think you could relate to as well.

 

Zibby: Yeah. You want to talk about that? That sounds juicy and good. [laughs]

 

Holly: I think part of what you have to do when you are deciding to get divorced or going through that process and dating is to kind of get your head on straight. One of the things that I realized as I was writing the book was that I felt this huge sense of shame about being divorced. I felt like in many ways our society reinforces that view of women, particularly single women and single moms. Would you agree with that?

 

Zibby: You know, I think just sometimes people don't know what to do with things that don't fit in all the right boxes, necessarily. I think when you go from the world of being part of a couple to then not, particularly the people who were still part of couples don't exactly know how to handle it. I think they immediately feel badly for you when maybe you don't need any sympathy. People make a lot of assumptions about what you must feel or you must think. I think some people, and I don't know if you experienced this, didn't know how to, I know at least when I got separated and then divorced, didn't exactly know how to deal with me or talk to me or what it meant for them. I think that's the other thing. When a close friend or something gets divorced, and I don't know if this happened with your friends, people are like, if it could happen to her, it could happen to me, or I better stay away, like it's contagious or something.

 

Holly: Yeah, divorce cooties.

 

Zibby: Exactly. Back up for two seconds and tell everybody the name of your book, why you wrote your book, what's in your book. Then let's go back to this.

 

Holly: The name of my book is Would It Kill You to Put on Some Lipstick?: A Year and 100 Dates. It's a memoir/manual about the first year after my divorce as I grappled with being a single mom and having to date again. I was absolutely flabbergasted that I was twice divorced. I thought I'd never have to date again. Frankly, I'd never really dated that much ever. I decided to chronicle the experience of trying to rebuild my life.

 

Zibby: How'd it go?

 

Holly: I think we talked about this last time. The backstory was that I had been sitting in a spa feeling sorry for myself. I happened upon an article about a woman in a position similar to mine. She was a widow in her late thirties with a newborn. Her husband had died of cancer. She crossed paths with the late Joan Rivers who knew the woman well enough to look at her and say, "You're kind of letting yourself go. Would it kill you to put on some lipstick? Set up an online account. Go on a hundred dates. You'll meet somebody." I was struck by that. I thought, wow, could it really be that simple? That's the motivation and the idea behind my memoir. I found that the book got away from me in the best of ways. It's a little bit like Sex and the City meets Eat Pray Love. I talk about a lot of the funny dates, the heartbreak, and then also what's happening with me in my head and my heart as I try to reconcile my life up until this point. That became a big thing that I was looking at as I was dating again. I really didn't want to make the same mistakes I'd made in the past. I wanted a fresh start. I thought, this is really my chance to get it right this time.

 

Zibby: I always make proclamations like that. This time, I'm not going to snap at my kids. This new year, now I'm going to be patient. I'm going to not repeat the same things that have been my default coping. Somehow, they keep creeping back in. Did you find that happened to you?

 

Holly: One thing I did do well is that I decided to keep an open mind. What I found was that because I'd already had a child, I'd had my attempt at a happy traditional family, I thought, this time around, rather than dating and maybe being with someone, marrying somebody that I "should" be with, what if I just cleared the decks and kept an open mind about age, income, all of those things, just being totally openminded and openhearted to who I might date and to not be bound by societal ideas of what I should be doing?

 

Zibby: That sounds like something you can achieve. [laughs]

 

Holly: What is great is that what was different this time around for me when I was dating is dating apps and online dating didn't exist the last time I was single. Suddenly, the dating landscape had changed. It really opens up opportunities for you to meet people that you would've never crossed paths with otherwise. In the past, we tended to date and marry the people we worked with or the people we went to school with or the people that we met at church or synagogue, people in our circle. Technology allows us now to really break right out of that. It's exciting.

 

Zibby: How did your daughter handle your hundred dates?

 

Holly: At the time, she was eight, nine years old. She was a hilarious peanut gallery. I don't know if you saw my book trailer, but there's a moment in the book trailer which literally happened exactly as in real life. I thought, I'm going to update my wardrobe. I'm going to try to be a little more chic. I'm going to get out of my mom garb. I go out and I buy this big fluffy jacket and get on some cool jeans. I'm getting ready to go out on a date. I walk out. I say to my daughter, "How do I look?" She looks me up and down head to toe and says, "You look like a werewolf." [laughter] She was always correcting me. I'd come out and she'd go, "Don't you think you need a camisole under that?" I tried to be really honest with her about the things that were going through my head. I wanted her to start to think about, who should we be with? Who shouldn't we be with? Why? I would only introduce her to somebody if I had become serious about the person. Even if she hadn’t met the person, she would say, "How's it going with X, Y, Z?" I would give her a cleaned-up version for a child, but explain, "I broke up with him because he treated me this way," or "It's going well because..." I wanted her to learn. It was something that I was never taught. How do we be treated well in love?

 

Zibby: Yes, it's so important. The whole thing of dating when you have kids is such a crazy experience. I remember when I was already in a relationship with Kyle, who became my husband, I was about to introduce them. I remember asking the kids, "If you could design a perfect guy for me to date, what characteristics would be important to you?" I remember holding my breath thinking, I hope they pick some of the things that he has. [laughs]

 

Holly: Did they?

 

Zibby: They did. He's a pretty great guy. I was lucky, but I was sort of holding my breath there. I think that one of them said that he had to play with dolls. I had a little kid too. He didn't meet all of the boxes, but the ones that he could meet that were reasonable. At least, I wanted them to know, not that they could pick who I ended up with, but that their input really mattered to me because it was a decision that was going to be for all of us and not just something that would benefit or affect me. They were integral players in the whole thing.

 

Holly: It's a new member of the family. It's a big deal.

 

Zibby: It's like adopting a grown-up. [laughs]

 

Holly: Exactly, and their family and maybe their kids. Did Kyle bring children as well?

 

Zibby: He did not. No, he's just been a great stepdad to my four kids. I told him, "I'm not having more kids, so you should just run the other way and go marry some young, pretty thing who wants to have her own family. You should just do that." He's like, "No, I want to be with you." He probably regrets it. [laughs]

 

Holly: I'm sure he does not.

 

Zibby: Obviously, that would add a layer of complication to things. No, we didn't have to deal with that. Going back to your book, having gone on all these dates and realized, perhaps, what's more important to you and what's not as important to you, going forward, what are some of the most important things you learned? What are some of the things that if somebody else was like, "Gosh, where do I even start in this process? I'm totally overwhelmed," what would your advice be for that person or all of that?

 

Holly: I would say the first thing is to ask yourself if you're really serious about wanting to have love in your life again. Some people approach it halfheartedly and say, yeah, maybe. Or maybe they're not really being honest with themselves. For me, I realized I did want to find my person. I did want love in my life. I was willing to commit to it. I wasn't going to do this in a half-assed way. I was going to go for it. The whole premise of the book kind of set me up to do that. It gave me the discipline. I started to approach dating in my forties with a plan and a commitment. I told myself that whenever my daughter was with her dad I would not stay at home and Netflix and eat pizza. I would go down to the local wine bar or go into the city to a restaurant and eat dinner up at the bar. If someone spoke to me or started a conversation, I would talk to people. I would start to expand my circle.

 

That opened up a whole new world. It opened up a whole new world for me not only in terms of people that I might date. I made great women friends. I've made great professional contacts. That's one thing that happens to people when they get divorced. You kind of lose some of your friends. You lose some family members. People tend to take sides. It's really important when you get divorced to expand your circle. Expand your circle with fresh, positive people who are going to support you in this new phase of your life. It's an opportunity. It's painful, but it's also an opportunity to do some spring cleaning. Then the other thing I did to get the dates was I did go on dating apps and try different apps. I got some dates that way. I met some wonderful people that way. Then the third thing that I did was I put the world out to friends and family. Hey, I'm single. If you know of anybody who's single and you want to set me up on a blind date, I'll go on it. I was really openminded about it. I figured it's one hour out of your life to go have a coffee or go have a drink. Again, I met wonderful people that way too.

 

Zibby: Can you share where you ended up in relationship land?

 

Holly: It's funny. I wrote Would It Kill You to Put on Some Lipstick? about four or five years ago. It covered a year of my life. I don't want to give away the ending, but let's just say the formula worked. I did meet somebody really wonderful. Since then, he and I are not together, but remain good friends. Our daughters remain good friends. Not too long after that, I ended up being in a two-year relationship with somebody who set me up on a blind date. He and I are not together anymore. We're still actually very close friends. I can't say that I've regretted anybody I've dated or any relationship I've been in. I think the further I get into dating, the more I realize that I every combination of two human beings, it's like new chemicals. It's always new and fresh. Just when you think that you've seen it all, met every personality type, you just never know what's around the corner. It's really exciting. I'm dating. I have a few stalkers. [laughter] Of course, I haven't really been able to see anybody very much in this pandemic.

 

Zibby: I love what you just said about every new interaction between two people creates new chemicals or whatever because it's so true. I feel like in every relationship, it's not just you learning about them. A new piece of you kind of rises up to meet them as well, a new version of yourself. You can snap into it so quickly, not dramatically different, but just a slightly different version. Does that make sense?

 

Holly: Absolutely. I read something today on Instagram. Someone had a quote about just how dating can trigger us, positively or negatively, into parts of ourselves, parts of our childhood that we may not even know is there. Whether we can face those triggers and those feelings, both positive and negative -- then this is also happening in the person you've met -- can also determine whether you choose to stay in that relationship. In some cases, it spurs you to bolt, right?

 

Zibby: Totally. I also realized -- I try to give advice to friends who are dating about this. I used to say, what was wrong with this guy? I don't know. I would highlight something about him. I didn't like his shirt. I didn't like the way he folded up his sleeves. I didn't like that he wore a necklace. I don't know, something stupid. But it wasn't that at all. It's just sometimes it's so hard to put a finger on when you don't know why, but it just wasn't right. It's so much easier to say this particular external thing is what did it when that has nothing to do with it.

 

Holly: It's hard to come up with a shorthand for friends or even acquaintances of, "Oh, you're not with so-and-so anymore? What happened?"

 

Zibby: Right, that too.

 

Holly: What's the sound bite to get them off your case?

 

Zibby: Relationships are so multilayered. There's so much that goes into every relationship, dating, marriage, our ex-husbands. It's so impossible to sum up any of it. What happened with your ten-year -- no, there's no one answer. It was a lifetime of something.

 

Holly: I write about this in Lipstick as well. My relationship with my ex-husband, the father of my daughter, has completely changed. We are truly friends. He has a girlfriend he's been with for six or seven years now. We get along great. It wasn't that in the beginning. We were all just, I don't want to say enemies, but there was no trust. We had to build a new relationship and a new extended family for our girl that we love.

 

Zibby: I think time is so critical. Things change so much over time after divorce, even with the friends. I don't know if you found this with your friends. Some people who I felt like at the very beginning were vocal opponents or did things that really hurt my feelings right at the beginning have since, now that it's been five years or so, come around and said, "You know what? I regretted my behavior. I'm really sorry for that." I feel like time in divorce, and probably in everything, it just changes so much for you and the people around you and also your relationship afterwards. Time itself just changes so much.

 

Holly: It's just what we were talking about a minute ago. When one couple splits up, it often motivates your circle to look at their own marriages and their own relationships. Sometimes what you're hearing in terms of their feedback about your split-up is really more about what's going on with them than what's going on with you.

 

Zibby: Yes. I wish I had known that the day that I was going around telling everybody. Some people would burst into tears. Some people would be like, "How do you feel?" Some people would just be like, "How could that happen?" It's a lot. You have to take on everyone else's stuff.

 

Holly: Yeah, at a time when you're feeling, chances are, pretty depleted.

 

Zibby: Yeah, probably. I don't know. Anyway, your book, so how long did it take, the actual writing of the book? Did you like it enough that you would want to do another book? If so, what would that be? If not, what's next?

 

Holly: It took a year to live it. Then it took about another three years to write it. I literally have ten different incarnations of the book. The tenth was the one that went to press. What's exciting, what's happening in the last few months, and I can't give too much detail, but I've actually been approached to turn it into a television series.

 

Zibby: That's awesome. I'm so happy for you.

 

Holly: Thank you. We're moving along. It would be sort of like a divorced Sex and the City. There is this episodic nature to a hundred dates. I'm definitely interested in being a writer on that project. I would definitely commit myself to that. I don't see myself as someone who's going to spend the rest of her life writing about her love life. I've started my next book which is called Drinking with Mimes. It's stories of me back in the day when we could still do this, jump on an airplane, show up in a new country, unscripted by myself and write about the people that I meet on the road, the stories, the crazy adventures. That book has been going really well. I think it's a great sequel, but not only to show that just because you get divorced and even if you haven't found somebody yet, you can still have these great adventures, and I did. The first trip I did, I went to Punta Mita, Mexico. Then I went to Copenhagen for Christmas. By the way, randomly met Katy Perry at the time when she was there. [laughs]

 

Zibby: Oh, my gosh. That's a good title, by the way, Copenhagen for Christmas.

 

Holly: Yeah. Then I got a bonus trip at Christmas. A friend of mine who's a writer said, "You got to go over to Sweden and meet my brother. He's a mime." That's why it's called Drinking with Mimes. He's a literal mime, you know, the people that don't speak. You're with me? [laughs]

 

Zibby: I'm with you. I'm following you.

 

Holly: Then from there, I went to Lisbon for New Year's and ended up meeting this fabulous gay man who owned a small palace and invited me to his New Year's party.

 

Zibby: Why not?

 

Holly: Why not? That was the start of the book. Once we get out of this COVID situation and I'm able to travel again, I want to finish off that book.

 

Zibby: Excellent. Do you have any advice to aspiring authors?

 

Holly: The only advice I have is don't give up and just keep at it. I literally got up at five o'clock in the morning for fourteen years before I got published. Just dig in and don't give up. The writer that I thought I was at year one and what my voice was then bears almost no resemblance to what I write now. It's a process that you just have to go through. There's no shortcuts. Enjoy that process. If you enjoy the process, then whether you're published or not really becomes irrelevant.

 

Zibby: Very true. Awesome. Holly, thank you. [laughs] I feel like I had a little mini-therapy session of my own here about all the stuff that happened five years ago. Thank you for sharing your experiences and your great book and all the rest. Thank you.

 

Holly: Thank you so much. Take good care.

 

Zibby: You too. Bye.

 

Holly: Bye, Zibby.

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Sandy Abrams, BREATHE TO SUCCEED

Zibby Owens: Sandy Abrams is known as the C.E.'Om founder, not CEO, C.E.'Om. She has written two books, Your Idea, Inc. from 2010 and Breathe to Succeed. She shares her simple and powerful breath and mindfulness tools that fueled her entrepreneurial journey over the past twenty-five years. Now she is a C.E.'Om and currently leads the Breathe to Succeed and Beverages and Breath workshops, customized Breath and Mindset training for entrepreneurs, leaders, employees, women's groups, and she speaks at a variety of conferences. She also just launched the "C.E.'Om" podcast which she says I inspired her to do which makes me feel just awesome.

 

Welcome, Sandy. Thanks so much for coming on "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books."

 

Sandy Abrams: Thanks for having me. It's a pleasure to be here.

 

Zibby: Breathe to Succeed: Increase Workplace Productivity, Creativity, and Clarity Through the Power of Mindfulness, that pretty much summarizes the book, but why don't you tell listeners a little more about it and what inspired you to write it?

 

Sandy: I wrote Breathe to Succeed after practicing breath and mindfulness on my own in small moments for thirty years. I felt this SOS in the business sector a few years ago. I had written a book in 2010 called Your Idea, Inc. which was to help other first-time entrepreneurs launch their own business. That had me speaking at a lot of business events and women's conferences. That's where I began to see that technology had hit the tipping point. We all had this new level of low-grade stress from constantly being connected to our devices. I felt like I had something to share about my simple-but-powerful breath tools.

 

Zibby: That's awesome. You have an acronym for 3D breath. 3DB or something?

 

Sandy: Yeah, I call them 3DB. That was my go-to breath tool, the most simple thing, 3DB. That's all it takes to actually transform energy. Today, between pandemic and George Floyd and the stress and anxiety of our times right now, we all have time to breath three deep breaths. One of my favorite quotes is from Einstein that says we cannot solve problems with the same energy that we created them. Breath transforms energy. Right now, I'm on this mission to help everyone, not just the business sector, but help everyone just go inward for a few seconds every day with simply three deep breaths. Great for parenting as well. Moms do have time to breath because we can multitask when we're breathing. We could be making food for the kids. We can be doing whatever and you can take three deep breaths mindfully while you are busy doing all the other things that moms do, right?

 

Zibby: Totally. I loved how the angle of this skews to entrepreneurs and CEOs and how you call yourself a C.E.'Om. Instead of a CEO, a C.E.'Om, which is so clever. I do think there's something specific to business leaders or people really stressed out at work who need to reframe how to manage all of that and to give people tools not just at home, but also in work is amazing. Aside from the three deep breaths, what's a go-to thing that somebody right now who's sneaking time at work to listen to this could do to have a better day?

 

Sandy: First of all, there's a lot of science behind the power of breath and mindfulness for wellness and for mental health and for boosting immunity, so much science behind that. I'd love to read you an excerpt from the book about that. Then I'll share a tool. Is that okay?

 

Zibby: Sure. That's great.

 

Sandy: Okay, good. I have these pop-ups throughout the book that share just scratching the surface of the science behind breath. Here's one. "In an article titled 'Neuroscientists have identified how exactly one deep breath changes your mind,' Moran Cerf of Kellogg School of Management, Northwestern University, says, 'Breathing at different paces or paying careful attention to the breaths were shown to engage different parts of the brain. Humans' ability to control and regulate their brain is unique, i.e., controlling emotions. These abilities are not trivial. When breathing changed with the exercises, the brain changed as well. The findings provide neural support for advice individuals have been given for millennia. During times of stress or when heightened concentration is needed, focusing on one's breathing or doing breathing exercises can indeed change the brain.'" On that note, one rule of thumb with breath is that if you make your exhale longer than your inhale, that taps into your parasympathetic nervous system, which is the rest and digest part of your nervous system. It brings on a feeling of relaxation and calm. I'll walk you through this. Everybody breathes at different paces, but for people who haven't had any breath practice before, I love doing an inhale of four and an exhale of six because it's just very simple. Keeping that exhale longer than the inhale is the science behind getting into that feeling of relaxation. Are you up for a breath or two?

 

Zibby: I'm up for a breath or two.

 

Sandy: Through your nose, take a long, slow, deep inhale to the count of four. Two, three, four, and then slowly exhale through your nose or mouth. Six, five, four, three, two, one. Let's do one more. Inhale. Two, three, four, and exhaling slowly. Six, five, four, three, two, one. That can be done anywhere, anytime when you really want to feel relaxed or calm.

 

Zibby: It makes me feel like I want to go back to sleep. [laughs]

 

Sandy: I've got a breath to energize as well. I love to say there's a breath for every energy that you want to manifest. Breath alone is super powerful, but when you pair it with mindset tools, meaning you tell your body how you want to feel -- right now, you just said, now I want to go to sleep. If you start telling your body, I am energized now, I'm rejuvenated, and we do a lion's breath which I'll share with you right now, you will feel more energized. That's where the magic begins, really, is when you pair breath with mindset tools. Lion's breath is a breath that I taught my kids when they were little. They're twenty-two and twenty-four now. I'm happy to say they still do lion's breath. It's a great tool because it's immediate. It gets rid of any stagnant or negative energy. If you do three of them, it's really energizing. I know we're on audio, but I'll try to explain this as best I can. Close your eyes. Inhale through your nose, a long, slow, deep inhale. On the exhale, bulge open your eyes, stick out your tongue, and sigh everything out.

 

Zibby: I'm not doing that. [laughter]

 

Sandy: Yes, you are. What happens is this, usually when I do lion's breath in group settings in real life, it makes everyone laugh like you just did. That's another thing you can do. Laugh out loud even when you're not feeling it. It's energizing. Again, it's science. It changes the chemistry in your body. You begin to feel happy simply by just laughing. Those are great things to teach the kids too, laughing out loud and lion's breath.

 

Zibby: I will do the lion's breath to my kids because they're used to seeing me look ridiculous, but I'm not going to do it to you because I just can't. [laughs] Now at least I have the tool. That's awesome. That's so awesome. I was really interested in your book about how you ended up even becoming someone who's on the other end of this call helping people with their breath and how you started out as an entrepreneur and sold a business. You had some expression like "unbeknownst to me" or "to my own greatest surprise" or something that suggested that you were as surprised as anyone to have sold a business as a multimillion-dollar sale and became a beauty product that was everywhere. You just killed it. Tell me a little about that and then how you transitioned to this.

 

Sandy: First of all, I didn't sell the business. I actually still have it. It launched quickly. I built this business, as I said, much to my surprise. I have a broadcasting journalism background, not a business background. I was just one of those people that saw a void in the marketplace for a product, moisturizing gloves. My product was called Moisture Jamzz. I wanted to make something that I needed. I was really embarrassed of my hands when I was in my twenties. I had really dry, ugly hands. My grandmother told me about this beauty secret that's been around for generations, which is simply put on any moisturizer -- her preference was Vaseline. This was back in 1993. My grandmother, at the time, was ninety-three years old. Then you just slip on white cotton gloves. It helps to heal your hands and make them look younger and healthier. I lived in Los Angeles at the time, beauty-conscious LA. There's tons of beauty supply stores. The only product that they had was a thin, white, all-cotton glove that just fell off my hands. It wouldn't stay on. I decided I could make a better version. There was also, at that time, a very robust garment industry in Los Angeles.

 

I just pounded the pavement. I learned about fabric. I learned about pattern making. I created a product. I started sharing it with people. Before I knew it, I had gone to get a manicure and I had given a sample pair of gloves to the manicurist who was in Beverly Hills at the time. InStyle magazine put it in, I forget, it was one of the first three issues of InStyle. It was a full-page picture of Moisture Jamzz. I was like, wow, this is really working. I had no credit card to accept payments at that time, no merchant account or anything like that. I realized people are interested in this. I just started figuring it out. That's the great thing about building a business. You can learn it on the go. That's why I wrote my first book, Your Idea, Inc. That's what led to this because I tapped into the power of breath and mindset so frequently building my business that I really felt like the time was right to share that. That's what led to this book. Without those tools, I wouldn't have had the confidence to walk into fifty sewing factories and find the right one or to ask questions of the Bed Bath & Beyond buyer. I didn't know what wholesale, retail, what pricings and margins -- breath constantly gave me the confidence to keep going every day when I really felt like I didn't know what I was doing. Long-winded answer, but there you go.

 

Zibby: Now you lead groups and teach people like Oprah how to catch her breath. [laughs]

 

Sandy: Oprah really inspired me. I have shared a deep breath with her, and grateful for Oprah and other people who, as you mentioned, I do call them C.E.'Oms, people who lead mindfully. She is one of those people. I think that it's so inspiring that some companies like Google many years ago started with a chief happiness officer. Today companies like Vayner Media have a chief heart officer. Hyatt has a chief well-being officer. There are companies, big brands now, that are realizing the power of mindfulness and breath and meditation in the workplace. Workplace wellness is my passion. I'm on a mission right now to share breath one deep breath at a time, really.

 

Zibby: By the way, in the book you quoted Bill Gross from Idealab. I worked there after college for a couple years. I was the twentieth employee. I never see him in books. It was amazing.

 

Sandy: That's a small world. I love that.

 

Zibby: Too funny. Are you working on another book now? I should ask.

 

Sandy: No. There was nine years in between my books. After my first book, and I'm sure you can relate to this, I never thought I would write another book. I'm not a writer, but when I feel like I've got something to say, then I'm willing to share it and I'm willing to do that labor of love and write another book. As of right now, I feel like this book has so much time and space that I can share with people that I'm not looking for book number three yet. I feel like you do about how writing inspires you all the time and it's cathartic. That's how I feel about breath. I just want to share breath for several years.

 

Zibby: For someone else who wants to write a book but doesn't even really love writing, what tips you would have having survived two?

 

Sandy: My number-one tip for people who ask me that is just write like you're talking to a friend. I made the mistake of starting my first book as using my journalism background and trying to make it sound very journalistic. Then I had asked my editor, "Could you just take a look at my first two chapters? I don't want to write everything and then find out I'm on the wrong track because I'm not a writer, per se." She looked at my first two chapters and said, "Okay, hit delete. Let's start over. When you spoke with me, I felt your enthusiasm and I felt your passion. That's not what I'm feeling when I read this." That was the best advice ever. Since then, I've written hundreds of articles about entrepreneurs and business and wellness. I'm always using that advice, just writing as if I'm talking to a friend giving advice. Then I realized that it carries my voice that way on paper. That's the advice I would give people.

 

Zibby: Amazing. Sandy, thank you so much for coming on my podcast. Thank you for the only breaths I will probably take today that I will be aware of. [laughter] Thanks for something that will break my kids out of their next tantrum by looking at how crazy I look.

 

Sandy: I promise you they will love lion's breath. Thank you for having me, Zibby. Thank you for everything you do for authors and for lightening the energy in the world right now. Thank you.

 

Zibby: Thank you, Sandy. That was nice of you to say. I'm trying. Thanks. Have a great day.

 

Sandy: You too.

 

Zibby: Bye.

 

Sandy: Bye.

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Evy Poumpouras, BECOMING BULLETPROOF

Zibby Owens: Don't get too sad, but today is the last day of my ten days of a July Book Blast. I hope that you've enjoyed all these ten days. If you've missed them, go back and listen to Memoir Monday and Debut Tuesday and Body Blast and all the rest of the episodes that hopefully will have made your July just a little bit better. Today's our last day. It's self-help, inspiration, empowerment Friday. Let's just call it Empowerment Friday. I hope that you feel encouraged and inspired and just awesome after listening to these episodes today.

 

Evy Poumpouras is the author of Becoming Bulletproof. She is a former Secret Service agent, co-host on Bravo TV’s series Spy Games, and national media contributor who covers national security, law enforcement, and crime. She regularly appears on The Today Show, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, HLN, and GMA. Evy holds an MA in forensic psychology and an MS in journalism from Columbia University. That was a lot of abbreviations. Anyway, enjoy Evy's episode.

 

Welcome to "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books," Evy. I'm so excited to talk to you.

 

Evy Poumpouras: Thank you. I'm so excited to be on. Thank you for having me.

 

Zibby: Becoming Bulletproof is your latest book. You're a former Secret Service agent. You're a total badass. If there was ever a female embodiment of that word, it is you. Can you tell listeners, please, what your book is about and what inspired you to write it?

 

Evy: I wanted to take everything I learned and put it in the book almost like a life how-to manual for people out there. It was the training and the experience and all these things I got to do over the years, and the education, everything, all of that, I thought, how can I put this in a book to help people in their day-to-day lives? Over the years, constantly, I'm always bombarded with questions. How do I manage this problem? How would you do this? How would you deal with that situation? I thought, you know, people need to know this stuff. The stuff that I used and learned through work, I use in everyday life, in relationships not just in work, but also in my personal relationships with family, with friends, in business, and across the board. It really also is about becoming resilient. That's why I called it Becoming Bulletproof because you're on a constant journey to become better, stronger, more capable, more formidable. It's about having and be able to execute that process.

 

Zibby: Let's go to the beginning of the book because it opens with the most dramatic scene from 9/11 that you wrote so well. I literally felt like I was there with you, I was coming out having trouble breathing because the dust was in my mouth. It is a graphic and very compelling introduction, if you will, to your life and your bravery and all the rest. Can you just speak for a minute about that moment in your life and the importance it's held for you since then?

 

Evy: I shared that story because -- I don't want to share the story, per se. I wanted to share it because there was a meaning behind it. It was something that was an intense situation. It's something that happened many years ago, some of which some people weren’t even around for because it's been so long. I wanted to share what I learned from that experience. I wanted the book and every story that I put in it to be a learning lesson for people because it was a learning lesson for me. I learned in that moment where you feel that there is no hope, that you can always find hope. You always have a choice. In that moment, I stayed with some of my colleagues. We stayed to help. We worked out of the US Secret Service offices which were located there and ended up getting caught in the collapse of the tower. Even in that moment where I thought, you know what, this is it, this is my end, I realized that I still had power and I had a choice. Although maybe I couldn't choose whether I died or not, I could choose how I would face my death. I think we don't think about that. We think that something happens to us, we think, that's it. All the choices are out of my hands. There's nowhere to go from here. Everything's out of my control. I remember that moment clearly. I think if I can find hope in that moment, a choice in that moment, a power in that moment, then you can find hope and choice in anything. I've been able to do that from that point forward. No matter how difficult the situation comes -- sometimes they can feel so overwhelming. We think, oh, my gosh, how am I going to get through this? I think of that moment. All of a sudden, a door opens here. A window opens there. You realize, I do have a sense of control. I do have a choice. It may not be the choice I want to make, but I have a choice to change and alter this outcome in some way.

 

Zibby: Wow. Of course, having that sense of control is really the difference between feeling depressed and hopeless. The more of the locus of control lays with you, the more empowerment and hope and ultimately happiness that you can get out of it, right?

 

Evy: Yeah. We navigate our own ship. You may end up in a storm, but you can still navigate the ship through that storm to some degree. You still have power. It's about finding power in those powerless moment. Do we surrender to it and we just let everything completely demolish us? Or do we say, okay, I realize this is happening, this is a difficult situation, but then how do I navigate it? Then how do you look at it almost as a challenge? You can look at something as insurmountable or you can look at it as something like, well, this is a pretty cool challenge. How do I do this? I choose the latter because the first one has a negative connotation. It's negative. It's hopeless. The latter says, okay, this is a challenge. It also helps you problem-solve. In the first situation, we get stuck. We get stuck on the problem. We repeat. We repeat. We can't move forward because we can't accept it. In this latter situation, you say, I accept the situation, but now I'm able to move forward.

 

Zibby: I love that. This whole notion of power is something that I feel like courses through your book and your talk and all the rest. One thing that I found really interesting that you said is, "The person who speaks the least has the power." Can you tell me more about that?

 

Evy: I learned this when I became an interviewer. I thought that that was the truth for the longest time. I navigate the conversation. I'm in control. What I learned is that that is not true. The person who says the least, that person has the most power. If you and I are speaking -- this is a great example. Granted, it's an interview. You're asking me all these questions. You're doing most of the listening. I'm doing most of the talking. You're going to learn everything about me. At the end of this conversation, I'm going to know very little about you. I'm not going to know that much about you, but you're going to understand me, the way I think, my life journey. Then you can come into the conversation in a more thoughtful way because you're going to know what resonates with me and what doesn't resonate with me. That is the same is any dialogue. Look at it as an interview process, and especially in the beginning or even if you're going in to do a pitch or a business pitch to somebody. If you can have them start the conversation in a meaningful way, then they can guide you and help you figure out where to go rather than being completely in the blind. Less talking means more power because you're gathering intelligence. Then when you do speak, you can speak so in a more impactful way. I also call this verbal economics. We should look at words as currency, if that makes sense. The way you're mindful in the way you spend your money, by mindful in the way you spend your words. They can be impactful or they can lose impact because you're just throwing them out there and not thinking about how you spend them.

 

Zibby: Now I'm afraid to say anything. [laughter]

 

Evy: We should speak. We should be comfortable in speaking. What I wanted to introduce is that having thoughtfulness -- the way we do that is slowing down, not just blurting out everything we want to say. We've all been there where we say something, myself included, and then I'm like, I shouldn't have said that. That didn't come out right. How did that have an impact? Our words impact the way our relationships go, whether good or bad. Again, I learned that over trial and error. I learned that over the years of doing hundreds of interviews. That's why I feel like, look, I learned from these mistakes, learn from what I learned. Use the best skills that all the best communicators and interviewers and negotiators that I know use. You don't get to go to Secret Service training. Don't worry about it. You don't need to. Here it is, but it's for your life. It's the how-to for life.

 

Zibby: Who can't use that? We all could use a guide like that. Another point that I thought was really important that you said was how when communicating a position of authority you should show and not tell it. Can you explain that one a little more too?

 

Evy: Oh, yeah. Have we not all had that boss or maybe even done it ourselves? I'm the boss, you need to listen to me. I'm the person in charge. I'm the parent. What we don't realize is that when we do that, we lose power. The minute you have to tell somebody you're in charge, do you think they don't know you're in charge? If I'm the parent, do your kids not know you're the parent? The fact that you have to say it shows that you're losing power. The shift is to not tell people, but to show people. I learned this in the interview room because when I started interviewing people -- I didn't want to be an interviewer to begin with. I didn't want to because I didn't think I'd be able to get people to open up, especially people who commit crimes. What I wanted to do is to impact people, but I knew I had to show my authority in some way. One of the senior interrogators told me, "You don't tell people you're in charge. You show people you're in charge." You show them in the way you enter the room. You show them in the way you carry yourself and the way you present yourself, to the way you're dressed, to the way you conduct yourself, to whether or not you show up on time or early or late to a meeting. All those things show people that you're in charge. All those things show people that you are put together. When people see that, that impacts them. That speaks volumes instead of you throwing out the words like, "Hey, I'm in charge. You listen to me, buddy." It doesn't work. It doesn't have that impact.

 

Zibby: I feel like you were watching my earlier interaction today with my five-year-old son. [laughs] I was literally like, "I'm the mom. You're the kid." You're right. It totally didn't work. The problem is, at least with parenting -- I don't want to divert it to something as seemingly insignificant when you're interrogating terrorists or whatever else. Anyway, but you can't really communicate power by dressing nice or showing up for a meeting at the TV for Paw Patrol or something like that when you're with your kids. It's much harder, I feel like, when you're on the clock 24/7 around these little beings to maintain that allure of constant authority.

 

Evy: You bring up a good point. There's also ways in which you can do it in the way that you address them. This is a very simple thing. When you want to convey authority, especially for women, drop and deepen your voice. When you're talking to your kid, changing the tone of your voice and the depth of your voice, in that moment when you're trying to convey something serious, it's going to change the way it lands on your child. Think about that. You're shifting. They're going to hear that tone. They're going to hear that change. They're going to think, she's being serious in this moment. It's going to cause them to listen different. It's about the way we move and being fluid and also bringing out the version of ourselves in a specific moment that we want to convey to someone. You don't want to be on all the time. It's very exhausting. It's very difficult. For example, in those moments -- I do this even with my husband. In those moments when I want to convey something, where I want to be like, this isn't the nice Evy you're talking to at the moment, right now I need to lay down law, I'll sit down. I'll lock in eye contact. I'll change my facial features. I'll deepen my voice. Now I'm conveying authority rather than telling you, hey, I'm your wife, you need to listen to me. I don't need to do that. Those are really subtle things that we can do that cause people to pause and listen.

 

Zibby: I think I might be a little intimated to be your husband. [laughs]

 

Evy: He's an interrogator as well, so he does the same thing to me.

 

Zibby: Oh, good. At least it goes both ways, oh, my gosh. What has it been like going from the seriousness of your profession to then translating it to all these different areas now? especially Bravo's Spy Games, which by the way, my kids, that was the coolest thing that you did out of everything. [laughs] Tell me about that and the show and transitioning from everything you're doing to everything else you're doing. It's across the board.

 

Evy: It is across the board. I have to say it was difficult. Working in government, it's very structured. It's very linear. You do A then B then C. Things work out a certain way. Then also, the type of personalities you deal with, it's just very different. I never had to even advocate for myself because I would always be advocating for someone else, the president, the first lady. When I was working a case, I'm advocating justice for a victim. It's very different. Then you transition in a world where it's the business of you. I was completely lost at first because now I have to speak for myself, something I never had to do before. It's amazing how difficult it can be, how difficult it even was for me to, I don't want to say demand, but to say, this is what I'm worth. This is what my value is. This is how I think this should proceed. I had to really transition. There's also this remarkable lightness, like with Spy Games. I think when you spend your career doing things that are so heavy, so serious, so life or death, so to speak, you welcome the change. You welcome putting some lightness into life. I really did enjoy Spy Games. Even with the contestants, I loved watching the different contestants go through their journeys, especially the ones that stayed on longer. They resonated with me because you see people come in one way and you see them change. It was a competition series, a game series, but were also trying to transform them as people. It was remarkable when you would see that transformation happen. It's almost like when I went through training. I went in one way. In the end, I came out a whole other person.

 

Zibby: What made you want to go down this path to begin with?

 

Evy: I'd been in the US Secret Service thirteen years. Initially, it was great. I loved my job. A producer from NBC --

 

Zibby: -- That's interesting too, but how did you get into wanting to serve as part of the Secret Service to begin with? How did you get to be so selfless that you would be willing to give up your life to protect other people in the name of the country and everything? What was it about you? How did that even start?

 

Evy: I think it was a process. I can't say when I was a kid, when I grew up, I wanted to be that. I didn't even want to go into law enforcement. Police would pull me over. If anybody didn't like police, it was right here, this person. I was such a brat. I didn't think about that. I think the turning point was, when I was in college, I interned for a congresswoman. I interned with her for about two years for free. Everybody thought I was all out of mind. My friends were like, "What are you doing?" It was one of the most meaningful things I ever did. It was Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy. I began seeing constituents, people in her district, coming in with problems, writing in. I learned that people come in with problems and they ask for your help. I became one of those case workers where I would help people. It was such a meaningful thing to see the impact you could have on someone's life. Some of the cases that would come in were serious. Some of the problems people had were serious, some not so serious. Maybe they were not so serious for me or for you, but for that person, having a really high electric bill that they couldn't afford to pay, it was serious. I think that's where the idea of public service came in.

 

Then also too, I did grow up in an environment in New York City in the eighties and nineties, so much violence. I grew up in a low-income area. We lived in public housing. We didn't grow up in the best of situations. It definitely was not the worst, but it wasn't the greatest. Being surrounded by fear and negativity and also being victims of crime -- I remember a couple of times when we were, when my family would call the police and they wouldn't do anything. I would be so angry. I'd be like, "We were violated. Don't you guys care?" The law enforcement that I dealt with, they were kind of nonchalant like it was no big deal to them because it was no big deal to them, but my world had been turned upside down. I think all those things collectively over the years, it's just little bit, by little bit, by little bit navigated and pointed me into the way of serving others. That's truly how I ended up in that path. Then when I began doing the work, I realized when you do something, when you help other people, it's so impactful. It actually helps you more than it helps them.

 

Zibby: I've found that to be true as well. What do make, then, of all the current uproar about police and the movement to defund the police or restructure the whole thing? We don't have to really get into it, but I was just curious your thoughts.

 

Evy: Look, people are speaking up because there's a reason to speak up. It's not coming out of nowhere. Policing has to evolve. It's a very slow system. It's a very big system. It's reluctant to change. It is. Policing typically has been very much about, even with the way they recruit -- this is something I've been vocal about because we have to evolve. Policing has to evolve. It's always been focused on somebody's physical capability. That's always been the primary thing when you go through training. I've been through four different academies. Can you run? Can you lift? Can you carry someone? Can you fight? Obviously, important things that you need to be able to do because you are enforcing the law. As we know, a lot of people don't go willingly and it creates a problem. At the same time, people are demanding a more fair system, a more unbiased system, a more educated system, a system in where people are communicating.

 

You have to look at how you hire police. If you're hiring officers, and plenty of police departments do this, with somebody who just has a college degree and maybe a year of work experience -- think about that for a moment. Think about how that's a problem. You're going to give somebody like that, next-to-nothing life experience with just a high school degree, just because they can run faster than somebody else and do pullups better than somebody, you're going to give them a badge and a gun and the ability to impact another person's life by either taking away their freedom or taking away their life. We have to look at who we make police officers. I think that's the crux of it, the quality of the candidates we're bringing in, raising the standards, creating national standards, even polygraph testing. It's a very controversial thing. In the US Secret Service, I was polygraphed multiple times. Then I would polygraph applicants coming in. I cannot tell you how many times people were coming in for a job, a job, and it would end up being a criminal interview in the end or they would confess to having committed certain acts. I'm thinking, you can't be an agent. You can't carry a badge or gun.

 

We would disqualify them, but get this. Then they would leave. They would go to another law enforcement entity that did not polygraph, that could not corroborate what I just did, and they would get the job. That's the problem. We have to raise our standards and be very thoughtful about how we hire and who we hire. When you have an educated police force, even somebody who has a college degree -- think about that. When you finish high school, you're in your hometown with your friends and the same bubble of people you've been in your whole life. When you go to college, when you're around other people, a diverse group of people, you learn to communicate, a different sense of responsibility is placed upon you, an appreciation of other people. It opens your mind. The more you read, the more you learn, the more you connect with people, now you have a different type of police officer. I really do believe that therein lies the crux of the issue, changing that.

 

Zibby: I feel like you need to be a main spokesperson for all of this. I know you are outspoken and all the rest. I feel like you need to be on the front page of the newspaper and getting on TV constantly.

 

Evy: You know what's important? I talk to the law enforcement. It's hard because you get so connected to it because you do it and you're on the barrage. Don't get me wrong, people are brutal. Society is brutal and cruel. I remember when I went into the police department. I started in NYPD. I was there very little. We used to run on the FDR highway here in New York City. The cars go fifty, sixty miles per hour as they're cruising by. I remember people spitting up, aiming to spit on us, flipping us the finger, calling me horrible names. I'm thinking, what did I do to you? I don't even know you. Because I was in uniform, they despised what I represented. I think it goes both ways. What you do is when you spit on that person, you also don't know who they are. You don't know why they're doing what they're doing. The majority of law enforcement, I will tell you, they don't do it for the paycheck. They do it because they want to impact and have a meaningful life and give meaning to other people's lives. Even my students, I tell them -- I teach as an adjunct. When they see sometimes, the injustices, they say, "How do I change this?" I tell them, "Go become a police officer. Go become a prosecutor, a DA. Go become a judge. Change it. Don't sit there and yell and scream and throw things and make the problem worse. Change it. Do something. I think that's where we have to look at that.

 

Zibby: Gosh, you are so inspiring. I'm ready to change gears here in my mid-forties and become a prosecutor or something. [laughs] Tell me about your experience actually writing this book. What was that like compared to your previous career? How did you find that experience?

 

Evy: Hard, hard, hard. I envy any other person out there who's like, I love writing, I'm a great author. For me, it was so difficult. One, because I wanted to write a book to help people. That was, at core, the principle of why I wrote the book. I had to fight the other entities. They were like, "More stories about you. More stories about you." I was just like, "This is not my memoir. If I'm writing something to help people, it can't be about me." If I'm going to share a story, I wanted it to have a reason as to why I was sharing that story. Look, that's just my DNA. It's just how I felt when I was writing it. Then at the same time, trying to articulate in a book all these different things that I do, these processes -- I'd been doing them for so long. Even other agents I would see employing some of these same strategies and skills, but they didn't have a name. I would see that we would handle problems a certain way. I'd go to work. Something crazy would be happening in the world, but you'd go to work, everyone would say, "Hey, what's up?" We were never stressed out or bombarded with the drama of the world sometimes even when bad things were happening because we had been able to adapt to stressful environments very easily. We were able to absorb and digest negativity and crises in a thoughtful way.

 

Then you see the difference with the public. You're thinking, man, I want to take this stuff and give it to the public so that when things are happening you don't feel completely lost. You don't feel like you completely want to fall apart. Over the years I was thinking, what have people come to me with over the years, the problems, the issues? How have I given them advice? Then also, how have I evolved? What has helped me? That part was difficult in trying to figure out what was meaningful and impactful to people. I wrote it as a book to -- I love books. I think books really open the mind and broaden the mind. I'm a big audiobook listener. I love audiobooks. I don't have time to read, so I listen. I was like, how can I help transform people? How can I write a book that people will go back and that will finish? That’s the other thing they told me. Nobody ever finishes nonfiction books. I was thinking, man, I don't want that to be my book. I don't want people to buy it and be like, oh, great, they bought my book. I wanted them to buy it and listen to it and to get an email and say, "Thank you. It changed my life."

 

Zibby: Your book is already an Audible best seller, so mission accomplished.

 

Evy: I know. I put so much heart into the audiobook because I love audiobooks. I love it when I hear the author and the person who wrote it talk to me because you want to feel like they're there with you. In truth, that's what I wanted. It came from a place of authenticity. Yes, I'm here with you. Here's my voice. Hear me. You're going through this. It's going to be okay. I know it sucks, but let's figure it out. Here's the steps you can do. I was so happy when I saw that. I was more excited about the audiobook than anything because of how important and valuable audiobooks have been to me.

 

Zibby: Now I have to go back and listen to the audiobook. I only had the e-manuscript or whatever. Now I'll put that on in the car. Perfect. Do you have any advice for aspiring authors?

 

Evy: Just be patient. Be kind to yourself. Don't worry about making it perfect. In the beginning, I just kind of vomited my stuff. I really did. I spent a couple of months just vomiting information. I wasn't worried about how it sounded or the structure of it. I was thinking about the content. Take breaks. If you're just in it the whole time, your brain needs a little bit of a break. I would take breaks from writing. I'd say, I need to step away. I'm in it. I'm spinning my wheels. Let me go do something completely different that's not so cognitive heavy and then go back into it. Those were the key things for me. One more thing, and I do it now because we're all working from home for the most part. Every morning, I would get dressed as if I were going out on the days I would write. I would write from home. I'd even put shoes on. I'd sit down at my desk as if I were going to work. It caused a mental shift for me of, nope, I'm at work now. I'm not at home. That actually helped me be more productive in my writing rather than feel like I'm home and in my pajamas. I got rid of that vibe altogether.

 

Zibby: Wearing shoes, who knew? I've been doing it all wrong. [laughs]

 

Evy: I do it now. Every morning, I wake up, I put my shoes on. I get dressed as if I'm going out. It just shifts the mindset because you're like, no, I'm at work. When we're at home, we get distracted. We're home. We're the home version of ourselves. It's harder to have self-discipline in that way.

 

Zibby: You're absolutely right. Wow. Evy, thank you so much. This has been just so eye-opening in so many ways. Thank you. Your book was amazing. I can't wait to listen to the audiobook version now. The advice was invaluable. I just have so much respect for you and what you've done. What a role model of a woman you are and that I can go tell my kids all the things that you've done and you’ve been able to accomplish. It's just really, really awesome. I'm really glad I got to know you a little bit today.

 

Evy: Thank you. I so appreciate the time and the conversation. Definitely, when you're talking to them, just remember authority. Drop the voice. Lock in the eye contact. Go in. You're going to see. I'd be curious. You're going to see a shift in they way they receive you.

 

Zibby: Totally. I will channel you as I try to get them to bed. [laughs]

 

Evy: Absolutely.

 

Zibby: Thanks so much.

 

Evy: Thank you. Be well. Stay safe. Buh-bye.

 

Zibby: You too. Thank you. Buh-bye.

 

So that's it. That's the last day of the July Book Blast. That's the last of the Empowerment Friday episodes. Go back. Listen to the last ten days. There are so many amazing episodes. I really hope you've stuck with me and listened and sampled and gotten inspired to read more and gotten some great life tips along the way and above all, felt connected through the power of storytelling. Thanks for listening.

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Aminatou Sow & Ann Friedman, BIG FRIENDSHIP

Zibby Owens: Aminatou Sow and Ann Friedman are coauthors of the book Big Friendship: How We Keep Each Other Close. Aminatou is a writer, interviewer, and cultural commentary. She is a frequent public speaker whose talks and interviews lead to candid conversations about ambition, money, and power. Aminatou lives in Brooklyn. Ann Friedman is a journalist, essayist, and media entrepreneur. She's a contributing editor to The Gentlewoman. Every Friday, she sends a popular email newsletter. Ann lives in Los Angeles. They also cohost an insanely popular podcast called "Call Your Girlfriend."

 

Welcome, Ann and Aminatou. Welcome to "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books." I'm so delighted to have you on today to talk about friendship.

 

Aminatou Sow: Thank you so much for having us.

 

Zibby: It's my pleasure. Can you please tell listeners what your book is about and what inspired you to write it?

 

Aminatou: We are the authors of Big Friendship: How We Keep Each Other Close which is a memoir of our decade-long friendship with each other. We write about our story. There are also interviews with experts and other people who are friends and other people who are our friends. We really just wanted to take a look together at the relationship that we have with each other because we think that a lot of people have the kind of friendship that we have. The best label to call it, really, is your best friend. As we know, that can mean so many, many, many different things. We really wanted to talk about the importance of those kinds of really long-lasting, impactful friendships.

 

Ann Friedman: We also wanted to put some language to many of the experiences that we had within our friendship, the fact this term best friend is one of the only words that we have for a super intimate friendship where someone might be as much a part of your life or more important to you than blood relative or has known you longer than a spouse. We really wanted to elevate this relationship to the place that it belongs in the sense of, not all friendships are the same, but if you have one like this, here's some language that might apply to the situations that arise within in. Our book is really about what's great about that, why it feels so incredible to be intimately known in this way by someone who is a friend, and also many of the difficulties that arise with that, like any intimate relationship, why it can be hard to really stay close to each other for the long term for a lot of life changes.

 

Zibby: I was actually surprised by the opening of your book in that the two of you were away at a spa and had come to a point where things were not perfect between the two of you. I thought that when I opened the book it would be a whole thing about the perfection of your friendship. Yet you started it so openly and honestly that, you know what, we had been collaborating for a while and it wasn't always perfect. You two even host a podcast together where you talk about everything. You come off as perfect friends, and the pressure even behind that kind of performance level of your friendship. Tell me a little about the dips and how you got back to closeness when you had that period of kind of a rough patch.

 

Aminatou: I think that what's interesting about our friendship -- rather, I'll say this. I think that a thing that is true about our friendship that is not true of every friendship is that we're two people who host a podcast together. It just means that a lot more people that don't know us can make assumptions about what our friendship really is. I think that that's just something to get out of the gate. The way that we do our show, I think that if you're actually listening really closely you can tell we are two professionals who are good at editing each other. It's not a show about, I'm going to air all of my grievances or I'm mad about this thing that you did in private, so I'm going to talk about it on the show. That's just not how people who are professionals are. I think that the idea that there is a kind of relationship that is perfect, whether it's a friendship or a marriage or a whatever, that's just not true. Everyone knows that that is not true. I think that what we were really trying to get to is how do we explain that, like all relationships, our friendship is not perfect? How do we make time to work on it not on the podcast? I'm not working anything out that's personal on that podcast. I don't think that that's the point of it.

 

I think that just like all relationships, we've had our highs and our lows. The thing that Ann said earlier about finding the vocabulary for it, again, it's because in other kinds of relationship there is really easy shorthand and really easy understanding of if you're married to someone or you're dating them and you say, we're growing apart, everyone knows exactly what that means. If you say that about your friend, what does that mean? Can you grow apart from your friend? What are ways that you can try to save a relationship that you have with a friend? Is it okay to go to therapy, or does that sound like something completely extravagant? I think that we were just trying to have, out loud, a conversation that the both of us had been having in private for a really long time. By talking about how our friendship works, we are just trying to encourage other people to tell us how they're doing friendship. We say this very clearly in the book. We're not experts at all. I don't think there's any such thing as an expert in friendships. We are two people who just really like each other and want to stay friends for a long time. The only way to do that is to be really honest about the fact that it's hard sometimes.

 

Zibby: Especially as long-distance friends which you two are as well. Now I feel like with Zoom and all the rest there's somehow more incentive to connect with friends from far away. I feel like you two have been working on this for years now with the podcast and have really put your stake in the ground as not experts, per se, of course, but just that you can do it. There's hope for people who miss their friends who live far away.

 

Ann: I think that we have long had the belief that it requires a different kind of prioritization if your friendship is not in person. Often, that's during the transition period. It's not so much once you're used to be far apart. By this point, we are pretty comfortable long-distance friends. We know, more or less, the ways we like to be checked in on. We know how to prioritize each other and let each other know that we're important even though we are not seeing each other every day. Those are things that aren't necessarily obvious if you've spent most of your friendship in the same place or in one context. We've done a lot of thinking about this as it relates to the global pandemic that we're all in right now wherein even friends who are in the same city are essentially long-distance friends. Really, that challenge of how do you transition a friendship where maybe your routine in the past was that you always went to the same exercise class together every week or you always met up with each other after work or whatever it was? Once that changes, you kind of have to say, what actually is the way we check in with each other now? That is very similar to one person moving away. Having to navigate that challenge is really laying some groundwork for other changes that you might have to navigate in a friendship, so other big life shifts that might prevent you from keeping with an old routine. We've discussed it as really, not to say that there's anything good about a terrible global pandemic, but it really is a skill set that, if you want your friendship to survive, you have to figure out how to hone together.

 

Zibby: It's so true. One of the parts of your friendship in the book that I found really interesting was when Aminatou got sick. Her diagnosis was unclear at the beginning. I know, Aminatou, you in the book were saying you were pretty private about it. Ann, you kept trying to help and see what you could do. Was this really the end diagnosis? What could happen? Tell me a little more about how the two of you traversed that challenging time together. Also, what do you do when you worry about a friend and their health and yet you're not right there and you can't help? What can you do? What's the best thing you can do for your friends?

 

Aminatou: It's a big one.

 

Zibby: I know. Sorry about that. You can take that one apart one question at a time.

 

Aminatou: You're talking about a part of the book where we talk about this concept called stretching that is really, how do you just keep up emotionally, physically, whatever, with people that are in your life when two of you are very different? Sometimes you have to stretch for very tiny reasons like your friend likes a kind of music that you don't like. It means that every time in the car they're going to play it and you just have to learn how to live with it. Sometimes the stretch is something bigger like your friend is, they're moving across the country. How are you going to stretch to be there for them? One of the examples of stretching that we have both had to do is that I experience chronic illness. It means different things for the person who is sick than it does for the person who is the friend. I think that it's fair to say that it is challenging for both people in a way that unless you are open and generous with each other, it just can become a real problem in any kind of relationship.

 

On my side, it was a real stretch to say, I don't actually know what is wrong with me. I'm working with my doctors to figure that out. The diagnosis is not something that is neat and easy. My life is very different in the sense that I can't do all the things that I used to do. I'm going to have to skip your wedding or I'm going to have to skip a trip that we had planned on taking or I'm just too tired to get on the phone to talk to anyone, and on top of that, just being really private and not wanting to have every single detail of my medical life up for discussion all the time. At the same time, I had to stretch in that it means that I had to ask my friends and my community for more help because I just can't take care of myself in the ways that I needed to do. This was a time in our life where, even though we weren’t talking about it explicitly, we were both trying to figure out, how can I stay friends with someone when my life is very different or when a situation that is happening that has nothing to do with a personal preference is there and we both have to learn how to navigate it?

 

Ann: The flip side of that for me was feeling like, here is a new situation that someone I love very much is dealing with, or maybe some new information about an ongoing situation. I am three thousand miles away which means I can't do some of my normal friendly, "I'm thinking about you" activities like dropping off some food on the doorstep or whatever. I'm a big food-drop off person. That is not possible from the other side of the country. We had already by this point in our friendship been long distance for a while. We kind of had a routine of, how do we check in with each other? That is really different when, for example like Aminatou was saying, she doesn't want to necessarily give a full health readout to all of her friends. Sometimes she just wants to catch up. I respected that always. At the same time, I'm like, I'm far away. I want to know what's going on with you. I care about you. Trying to really pull apart what is supportive of her and what is just making me feel more secure in the friendship. What do I need in order to feel like I'm still in an intimate friendship with this person? What does she need?

 

This are the kinds of questions that we had to work through. Some of that is helped by knowing each other very well. We write in the book about how I know and love Aminatou, so I know that sometimes she will use humor to gently deflect when she doesn't want to talk about something. If I noticed her doing that when I asked about something specific about her health, I had a choice to make, which was either explicitly keep poking or respect that she didn't want to talk about it just then. I don't know that I have any big-picture advice in terms of, what does it look like to support a friend? All of this is so specific to the friendship that you're in and to the people who are in it. It really is one reason why we wanted this language of the stretch to be a part of the book. Then it's less about, here is what you do, step one, two, three. It's more about describing the kind of situation that is pretty likely to occur in every important friendship.

 

Zibby: Got it. Aminatou, how is your health now? Not to pry into your private life which I know you don't like talking about, but having read it, I'm concerned. Just wanted to make sure you were doing okay.

 

Aminatou: Thank you so much for asking. I am doing great.

 

Zibby: Good. I'm glad to hear that. Another part of the book that I thought was pretty awesome was when you had come up with the idea of the Shine Theory. Then somebody stole it. The two of you decided to pool your resources and fight it legally. You overcame the people who had trademarked your original idea. I just wanted to hear about that story because it sounded like there was a lot more than was on the page about that one.

 

Ann: Shine Theory really began as something that we spoke about and practiced within our friendship. It was really not something where we were going to make a concerted effort to unveil it to the world and announce it and be like, hello, here is our idea about why collaboration is superior to competition and why we always try to prioritize long-term investment in people. We did not have a press conference where we rolled out this idea and thought it was going to be a big deal. We were very much taken by surprise when we realized that someone who we did not know who we had not been in conversation with about this concept had purchased the URL and registered the trademark for Shine Theory without our knowing it. That is the backstory you're referring to, I think, right?

 

Zibby: Yes.

 

Ann: Then we were presented with a choice about whether to just let that stand or whether we wanted this person who was really using it in more of a context of -- I think she was a fitness guru of some kind. I don't know. There were a lot of women's abs on the website that she had set up. We had a choice whether to let her continue to associate this very weird interpretation of what it is with this concept we had originated or whether we wanted to fight for that trademark ourselves. We chose the latter path. Do you have any memories about this, Aminatou?

 

Aminatou: No, I think that's very accurate to what happened.

 

Zibby: I just always like hearing about people struggling and working together to solve problems. Maybe there was not too much more to it than that, but I'm glad you persevered. What was your process like of coauthoring this book? I know you'd collaborated for years and years and years on your podcast. Perhaps a book in a different form was a new way of communication. How did the two of you tackle it and accomplish it?

 

Aminatou: A book is definitely one of the larger projects we have done. I think I can say it's the biggest thing we have had to deliver all at once. It was a lot of fun. It was also really, really, really challenging. On the podcast, for example, we are able to work remotely. We don't have to be in the same place to do it. With so much of the writing of the book, we did have to make time to essentially go on long stretches of writing retreats with each other. The process is not unlike a lot of the other things that we do. We talk it out to death. Then we go away in our own respective corners to actually do the work. Here, because we wrote in a joint voice, it meant that we had to outline it together. We talked about what the stories were that we were trying to illustrate, the ideas that we were trying to bring to the forefront. We would go in our separate corners of the room and write the assigned word count and then come back and edit that all together.

 

Zibby: Got it. Did you enjoy it? Do you want to write another book together? Was it one and done? How did you feel about it?

 

Aminatou: I will work with Ann Friedman in all mediums for as long as she will want to work with me.

 

Ann: The pleasure was exquisite, as was the pain. I also don't know that that's any different than what anyone would say about writing a book. I am extremely grateful to have had this other kind of window into the way Aminatou thinks and really works over an idea. Also, really just grateful for the opportunity to come to a joint understanding about what some things in our friendship have meant to each of us individually and also to us together. Even if no one really ends up reading or liking this book, I feel really, really good about what this process has brought to me personally and what a gift it was for us to be able to examine our friendship in this kind of depth.

 

Zibby: Do you have any advice to aspiring authors having survived the process?

 

Aminatou: Write a little bit every single day. That's my advice.

 

Ann: [laughs] Amen.

 

Zibby: Great. Thank you, guys, so much for coming on "Moms Don't Have Time to Read Books." You have made me, as I mentioned earlier, I now want to call my best friend. Even just the thought of thinking about friends in today's day and age makes things seem so much better despite all the chaos and everything else. Thanks for even highlighting the importance of friendships and giving some tools to help navigate them over time and raising the origin story and all the rest of it in your book. Thanks for sharing your story with me and with readers. Good luck.

 

Ann: Of course.

 

Aminatou: Thank you so much for having us.

 

Ann: Go call your friend, Zibby.

 

Zibby: I'm going to. My friend, her name's Jen. I'll call her soon.

 

Aminatou: Bye.

 

Ann: Bye.

 

Zibby: Bye, guys. Thank you.

 

Aminatou: Thank you.

 

Ann: Thanks.

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